Peter slash!

AW IMAGINE IF THEY READ THIS? XD
THEY'D BE NOISY, TOO. THEY'D KNOW THAT OTHER PEOPLE WERE IN THE LAB (HE'S IN OLIVIA'S OFFICE FOR SOME REASON, LIKE HE OWNS THE PLACE XD) AND THEY'D JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND GRIN. THEY'D HAVE LITTLE COMPETITIONS TO SEE WHO'D BE THE LOUDEST.
OH GOD I JUST DIED IMAGINING THAT. I JUST KIND OF COLLAPSED IN A FIT OF GIGGLES.
I THINK PETER'D BE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO MAKE THE BABY SMART JUST SO IT COULD BE AN ASS AT SCHOOL. HE'D TEACH IT ALL THE BEST INSULTS AND TELL IT TO TELL THEM TO ITS TEACHERS :')
I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OF PETER AND HIS BABY OUT OF MY MIND, ALL THE THING'S HE'D TELL IT <3 I DON'T THINK HE'D EVER GET MAD AT IT CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT IT TO HATE HIM XD
AND NEAL WOULD BE THE MOTHER, JUST COMING IN WITH PIES AND CUDDLES.

YES. PETER WOULD TRY TO MUFFLE HIS OWN NOISES BECAUSE HE'D WANTED NEAL TO LOSE AND BE THE LOUDEST XD THEN ONCE THEY GOT HOME THEY'D GET EVEN.
RIGHT?! HE'D WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT ONCE THE KID WENT TO SCHOOL, NO ONE BULLIED HIM AND HE COULD STAND UP FOR HIMSELF. NEAL WOULD TALK TO THE BABY GOING "YOU REALLY DO HAVE THE GREATEST DAD, Y'KNOW? HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH."

I NEED PETER/NEAL IN MY LIFE SO MUCH

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THREAD IN ANY THING EVER.

THEN RIGHT AT THE END THEY'D BOTH JUST YELL "OOOOOH" JUST TO MAKE IT AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE WHEN THEY CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPENED. THEY LIKE THEIR PRETTY IN-JOKES XD
AND PETER MAKES SURE THE BABY KNOWS IF IT EVER DOES GET BULLIED HE WILL TEACH THE IT EXACTLY WHERE TO HIT THE BULLY SO HE DIES.
AND THEN HE HIMSELF WILL GO BEAT UP THE BULLY. XD
THAT... NEAL... OH MY GOD I COULDN'T BREATHE. I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE IT.
NEAL/PETER IS MY OTP. NEAL/PETER WITH A BABY = NOTHING ELSE EVEN NEEDS TO EXIST.

I KNOW RIGHT!?! THIS NEEDS TO BE THE PETER/NEAL THREAD AND JUST HAVE A SEPARATE ONE FOR EACH SHIP XD
IT'S PERFECTION, IT SHOULDN'T BE TAINTED :'D
THEY WOULD SO DO THAT *_________* EVERYONE IN THE LAB WOULD BE LIKE "YOU'VE CHANGED, PETER." AND IT WOULD ALL BE BECAUSE HE LOVES NEAL, HE'S HAPPY AND HE BRINGS OUT ANOTHER SIDE OF HIM <3 <3
THEY'RE PERFECT *____________* I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP AND MAKE PETER/NEAL ARTS XD XD

YOU'RE RIGHT, THIS HAS TO BE THE PETER/NEAL THREAD IT'S SO WONDERFUL. I WAS GRINNING ALL THROUGH MY SHOWER xD
YES! I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I WANT THEM TO APPROVE OR NOT. ASTRID WOULD LOVE IT. I THINK WALTER WOULD GET USED TO IT, BUT I THINK OLIVIA WOULD BE PISSED XD BROYLES WOULD BE JEALOUS.
PETER/NEAL WITH A BABY ARTS! OH GOD IT NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN *-*

I TRIED CHANGING THE NAME OF THE THREAD TO "PETER/NEAL" BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO XD
LOLOLOL IT ENTERTAINED YOU DURING YOUR SHOWER, EH??
I THINK BROYLES WOULD BE SHOCKED TOO, LIKE HE WAS SECRETLY LONGING FOR PETER NOT KNOWING HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY XD BUT YEAH, THE REST OF THEM I WOULD TOTALLY AGREE WITH XD OLIVIA DISLIKING HIS HAPPINESS :')
I KNOW OF A MATT BOMER PHOTOSHOOT THAT'S EXACTY LIKE JOSH'S NUVO ONE XD I'LL HAVE A LOOK THROUGH THEM AND SEE WHAT I CAN DO AT SOME POINT XD

I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND HOW TO ANYWHERE XD
OH IT DID. I WAS JUST IMAGINING PETER AND NEAL'S SHOWERS *-*
IT'S FUNNY ABOUT BROYLES CAUSE I ACTUALLY SEE IT. HIM WALKING IN ON PETER AND NEAL AND TRYING TO ACT MAD BUT HIS HEART'S SECRETLY BREAKING.
OLIVIA SO WOULD :')
OMG THAT'D BE THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.

HOT CONMAN SHOWERS *_____*
LOL I THINK THAT BY THE TIME BROYLES COULD THINK OF A RESPONSE, NEAL AND PETER WOULD HAVE SCRAMBLED TO PUT THEIR CLOTHES ON AND RAN FROM THE ROOM XD IF PETER PATTED BROYLES-Y BABES ON THE ARM WHILE LEAVING, MY HEART WOULD BREAK FOR HIM </3
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO

CONNING THE WATER OUT OF ITS OXYGEN ATOMS
AND BROYLES JUST STANDS THERE AS A SINGLE TEAR FALLS DOWN HIS FACE. HE SITS WHERE PETER WAS AND STROKES THE AREA GENTLY, NOT KNOWING WHY HE'S SO AFFECTED.
WHILE PETER AND NEAL ARE AT IT AGAIN OUTSIDE OF HARVARD.

OMG. WHY IS PETER/NEAL NOT HAPPENING IN MY LIFE.
WHY IS IT NOT ON TV?

THEY'RE TOO BUSY RAISING THEIR FAMILY TO BE ON TV.

AND SEXING IN MY HEAD.

IT'S RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH I WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER. I JUST WANT THEM TO GO OUT TO AN EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT ON A DATE AND JUST MESS ABOUT XD LIKE "WE'RE PAYING FOR THIS SO WE'LL MAKE THE WAITER DO RIDICULOUS THINGS" XD

HOLY FUCK. YES.

AND IN WHITE COLLAR, NEAL ALWAYS DRINKS WINE! THEY'D BE ORDERING THE MOST EXPENSIVE DRINKS AND CONVINCING THE RESTAURANT OWNERS THAT P&N ARE THAT IMPORTANT, IF THEY CAN'T GET THEM THE DRINKS THEY WANT, THEY CAN HAVE THEM LOSE THEIR JOBS. XD THEY'D HAVE THEM RUNNING AROUND GOING MENTAL WHLE THEY SIT THERE LAUGHING AND BEING ADORABLE. *___*

PETER'D GET HIS FBI CREDENTIALS AND NEAL'S FAKED SOME AND RIGHT AS THE BILL COMES (THE WAITER'S ALL SMUG CAUSE IT'S SO HIGH) THEY GET THEM OUT AND SAY CHARGING THEM WOULD BE CONSIDERED AN OFFENCE BECAUSE THEY'RE UNDERCOVER XD

OHMYGAWWWWWD THAT HAS TO HAPPEN *_____________*
THEN INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO ONE OF THEIR HOUSES, THEY COMANDEER A BOAT WITH THEIR CREDENTIALS, SAIL IT OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE OR FAR AWAY, GET DRUNK AND HAVE SEX.

HOW IS THEM COMMITTING CRIMINAL OFFENCES IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER?

BECAUSE IT'S PETER FUCKING BISHOP AND NEAL FUCKING CAFFREY.

THEY ARE THE MOST ADORABLE HUMAN BEINGS ALIVE.

AND NOW I HAVE ANOTHER SCENARIO IN MY HEAD *___________*

WHAT IS THIS SCENARIO?

PETER GETS A COLD, HE'S ALL SNIFFLY AND BUNDLED UP IN BLANKETS, CURLED UP IN BED. NEAL WAKES UP AND IS WORRIED ABOUT HIM SO HE GOES OUT TO BUY PETER LOADS OF PILLS FOR HIM TO TAKE AND HE SITS WITH HIM IN BED ALL DAY WATCHING TV AND BEING RELAXED. *______* WHEN PETER GETS TIRED, NEAL CURLS UP WITH HIM TO KEEP HIM WARM BECAUSE HE'S SHIVERING. <3

MY "AWWWWWWWWWWWW" TURNED INTO THIS DRY SOB OF PURE JOY. DOES NEAL FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT LEAVING HIM WHEN HE GOES TO GET THE PILLS?

OKAY SO I DON'T KNOW WHO NEAL IS BUT YOU HAVE BOTH WON ME OVER COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY.

I NEED THIS.

CONTINUE.

HOW WOULD THEY MEET? WOULD THE SHOW FIRST HAVE NEAL INTERACTING A LOT WITH OLIVIA AND TEASING THE AUDIENCE AND THEN END ONE RANDOM EPISODE WITH BOOM! SUDDENLY HE AND PETER ARE MAKING OUT IN THE LAB AFTER HOURS, HANDS MOVING SUSPICIOUSLY OUT OF SIGHT OF THE CAMERA AND PUSHING EACH OTHER INTO DESKS IN A TUG OF WAR? WOULD ASTRID JUST TOTALLY KNOW STRAIGHT AWAY AND IT TAKE THEM BEING CAUGHT BY OLIVIA WHILE AT A SUSPECTS HOUSE FOR THE OTHERS TO FIND OUT TOO?

IN MY HEAD THEY WERE JUST NEVER SUBTLE. NEAL'S FROM WHITE COLLAR. MATT BOMER. HE IS SO CUTE.
LARISSA'S BETTER AT SCENARIOS THAN I AM. XD
HNNNG I WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER SO MUCH.

NEAL IS NEAL CAFFREY (PLAYED BY MATT BOMER), AN EX-CONMAN TURNED FBI CONSULTANT IN WHITE COLLAR. XD IT'S A GREAT SHOW AND HE'S RIDICULOUSLY ATTRACTIVE XD

THEY'D EITHER MEET AT A BAR, OR WHEN THE WHITE COLLAR DIVISION ARE FIGHTING WITH FRINGE DIVISION FOR JURISDCITION OVER A CASE. THEIR MEETING WOULD BE GLORIOUS.
ASTRID WOULD TOTALLY BE THE FIRST TO KNOW! I LOVE THAT GIRL! WALTER WOULD PROBABLY FIND OUT ACCIDENTALLY XD

Danielle wrote:MY "AWWWWWWWWWWWW" TURNED INTO THIS DRY SOB OF PURE JOY. DOES NEAL FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT LEAVING HIM WHEN HE GOES TO GET THE PILLS?

TOTALLY.
THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS GONE, HE'D BE WORRIED THINKING "WHAT IF PETER WAKES UP DELIRIOUS, PANICS WHEN HE CAN'T FIND NEAL, AND ENDS UP HURTING HIMSELF BY ACCIDENT?"
THEN HE'D PROBABLY BREAK THE LAW AND SPEED HIS WAY BACK TO THE APARTMENT, ONLY TO FIND THAT PETER HADN'T EVEN BUDGED AND WAS STILL CURLED UP IN A MESS OF BLANKETS XD