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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:30 am

THOSE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL INSTRUCTIONS I HAVE EVER EYED WITH MY FACE.
I SHALL BECOME AN EXPERT POUNCER BECAUSE OF THEM.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:57 am

LOLOLOLOLOL
I PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO THEM :'D
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:58 am

YOU CAN TELL. THEY READ LIKE POETRY.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:05 am

ROFL WE SHOULD MAKE A SONG ABOUT HOW TO CORRECTLY POUNCE ON JOSH AND RAPE HIM XD
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:08 am

IF YOU SEE A JOSH AND HE'S ON HIS OWN
YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME
YOU WONDER "HOW?" AND DO AN EXCITED BOUNCE
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO POUNCE.

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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:18 am

YOU WIN AT LIFE :'D
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:28 am

WE NEED TO PUT IT TO AN AD OR SOMETHING WITH YOU SHOWING EVERYONE HOW TO POUNCE. IT'LL BE THE CATCHIEST JINGLE GOING XD
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 10:44 am

BUT I'D PISS MYSELF EVERY TIME I SAW IT XD
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:32 am

IT'LL BE AN AD ABOUT BLADDER CONTROL.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:45 am

AND HOW JOSH IS THE ONLY ONE IN CONTROL OF OUR BLADDERS.
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:47 am

AND HOW THEY EMPTY WHEN HE'S CLOSE.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:51 am

TO MAKE ROOM FOR HIM. :')
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 11:52 am

IN OUR BLADDERS. CAUSE HE'S SO BIG Wink
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:52 pm

HE'D FILL OUR HOLLOW BODIES :')
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:08 pm

I'D REMOVE ALL OF MY ORGANS TO GIVE HIM MORE ROOM.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:15 pm

AS WOULD I.
HE JUST NEEDS EVERY INCH AVAILABLE AND I'D GIVE HIM ANYTHING HE WANTED.
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:19 pm

DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KIND OF SAD THAT WE'D EVEN REMOVE OUR OWN INTESTINES IF JOSH REQUIRED IT?


I DON'T.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:27 pm

NO. JOSH IS A GOD, WITH HIS OWN BIBLE, AND I KNOW THAT WHATEVER HE ASKED ME TO DO, ONLY GOOD THINGS WOULD COME FROM IT XD
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Post  Danielle on Sun Jan 09, 2011 3:37 pm

I KNOW FOR A FACT THOSE WORDS YOU TYPED ARE THE TRUEST FORMS OF TRUTH. LIKE A GOOD MERCIFUL GOD HE WOULD NEVER HURT US.
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Post  Larissa on Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:22 pm

HE WOULD NEVER EVEN WANT TO CAUSE US HARM. HE'D KISS ANY BRUISES OR CUTS BETTER. THE ONLY PAIN WOULD BE HIS WHEN HE LETS US WHUMP HIM XD
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Post  Danielle on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:43 am

OR WHEN WE WHUMP RAPED HIM, CAUSE WHERE'S THE FUN IF HE ALWAYS CONSENTS?
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Post  Larissa on Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:48 am

TRUE, TRUE. THE STRUGGLING MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE SOMETIMES XD
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Post  Danielle on Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:50 am

ALL THE ROPES. DIGGING RIGHT IN. ...<3
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Post  Larissa on Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:53 am

ASDFGHJKLDFGHJ IMAGINE IF IT LEFT HIM WITH CUTS AND BRUISES AROUND HIS WRISTS LIKE IN POWER HUNGRY <3 <3 *______________*
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Post  Danielle on Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:25 pm

I MISREAD "CUTS". I ADDED AN "N".

OMFG THE EPISODE WHERE WRIST PORN WAS BORN <33
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