Peter Bishop Being Generally Awesome

THERE ARE VIDEOS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wADC2UL9D4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPEYSb5XPbE

ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I LOVE YOU, DANI.

THESE ARE PORN.

I NEED TO WATCH THEM DAILY.

BWAHAAAA THANK YOU I WILL NOT ASK WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU WATCH THEM

ROFL WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE DO WHEN THEY WATCH PORN?!? XD

I MAKE MYSELF A SANDWICH AND SETTLE DOWN TO THE NICE FILM. THE ENDING ALWAYS DISAPPOINTS ME.

WAIT - HOW DOES PORN EVEN END? I'VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE. IT CAN'T JUST CUT OFF MID-THRUST. IS THERE AN AWKWARD GETTING DRESSED SCENE?

O____O I HAVE NO IDEA.
IF I WERE TO ASK SOMEONE, I CAN SEE THEM EITHER TELLING ME TO WATCH REAL PORN OR STARING AT ME LIKE I'M FROM ANOTHER PLANET

I'VE GOT A FRIEND WHO'D TELL ME. I'M GONNA FIND OUT.

REPORT BACK WHEN YOU HAVE XD
I'M CURIOUS NOW XD

OMG THE FACEBOOK CONVERSATION I'M HAVING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THAT QUESTION XD I POSTED IT AS A STATUS XD

OMFG. WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT ON FACEBOOK?!?! XD

SOMETIMES I FORGET IT'S ONLY ACCEPTABLE ON TWITTER.

Danielle
How does porn end?
Now I have your attention, I'll explain myself. Me and my friend were talking and we were confused as to the normal ending on porn. Like they can't just cut off mid-thrust, can they? And I imagine an awkward getting dressed scene would ruin the mood.
12 minutes ago ·
Joe: They cum on each other, sometimes she eats it sometimes she doesn't that's the end.
6 minutes ago
Danielle So it kind of just like fades out as she's either eating it or staring at it?
6 minutes ago ·
Joe Nope just cuts out, it's annoying though 'cause when it's Asian the Asian women are always real loud and squeaky, you're like 'I know you're acting but c'mon it sounds like he's hurting you'.
4 minutes ago ·
Danielle Wow, that's anti climatic. So there's never a conversation about "Won't you lose your job" or "my mother can't find out" or "I need a sandwich"?
about a minute ago ·
Joe No normally like I said she just licks the cum off her feet, moans like she's enjoying it and leaves.
37 seconds ago · Like

ROFL'ING FOREVER :'D
THAT DOESN'T SOUND AS FUN AS WHEN WE LEAVE IT TO OUR IMAGINATIONS :'D

MY TEACHER HAS ALSO JUST SEEN THIS. XD

...THIS FORUM??

....HELLO, DANI'S TEACHER!

NO, THE FACEBOOK CONVERSATION. IT'S NOW EVOLVED INTO PEDOPHILIA AND BROMANCE. DON'T EVEN ASK. XD I HAVEN'T EVEN COMMENTED, MY FRIENDS ARE JUST WEIRD XD

AH REET LOL
OF COURSE THE CONVERSATION HEADS IN THAT DIRECTION XD

EVERY STATUS I POST ENDS UP IN THAT DIRECTION.

LOL MY FRIENDS DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE BEING AWARE OF HOW FILTHY MINDED THEY ARE. XD I'D NEVER BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE IT GO THAT WAY XD

ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE FILTHY MINDED. I ATTRACT THESE PEOPLE. XD

EVIDENTLY. XD
MINE ALL BLAME THEIR DIRTY MINDS ON ME BUT I SWEAR I WASN'T THIS WAY UNTIL I MET THEM XD

MINE'RE EXACTLY THE SAME. ME AT 11 - YOU COULD NOT GET MORE INNOCENT. IF 11 YEAR OLD ME COULD SEE 17 YEAR OLD ME SHE'D CRY THEN ASK ME WHAT ANAL IS.

LOL SEE!?!? ISN'T THIS WHAT NATURALLY JUST HAPPENS TO EVERYONE?!

I WOULDN'T BE THIS BAD IF JOSH DIDN'T SEDUCE ME.

I MUST AGREE XD
HIS HOTNESS HAS MELTED MY BRAIN AND RAPED MY MATURITY.

MATURITY? WHAT'S THAT? I'VE NEVER HAD ANY.
I WAS MORE MATURE AT FRIGGING 12 THAN I AM NOW XD