The Firefly

HNNNNNNNNNNNG YES YES YES. AND THEY'D SPOT SOMEONE WHO'D JUST STOPPED AND STARED AT THEM IN SHOCK SO THEY'D FALL INTO AN ADORABLE CRAUGHING FIT.

YES WE FUCKING ARE. WE'RE THE BRIGHTEST, MOST ORGASMIC ONES THERE ARE.

ONLY THEY'D STILL BE KISSING WHILE CRAGHING. HNNNNG. THIS IS TOO CUTE FOR MY BRAIN TO HANDLE. MY BULBS NEED CHANGING. XD

I'LL CHANGE YOUR BULBS IF YOU CHANGE MINE? XD

SO TURNED ON. XD

LULZ

MY BULB IS TURNED ON, TOO.

I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

I CAN'T WAIT

HOW WAS IT?

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG HOTTEST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
YOU MADE MY BULB BLOW.

I BLEW IT

I THINK ONE DAY WE SHOULD HAVE MERMAID SEX. JUST TO SEE HOW MERMAIDS HAVE SEX CAUSE I'M REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT THAT. IF WE BECOME MERMAIDS WE'LL FIND A WAY.

I CAN'T WAIT XD I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE MERMAID SEX :'D

SERIOUS(ISH) QUESTIONS - HOW DO MERMAIDS GIVE BIRTH? ARE THEY MAMMALS OR FISH? DO THEY LAY EGGS? IF SO WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? WHERE DO MERMAIDS EXCRETE FROM?
THESE QUESTIONS HAVE HAUNTED ME SINCE CHILDHOOD.

THEY'RE MAGICAL - THEY DON'T NEED TO EXCRETE XD
THEY PROBABLY LAY EGGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE FROM THOUGH. I IMAGINE THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY LIKE A FISH.

BUT THEY EAT AND IT HAS TO COME OUT SOMEWHERE D:
WHERE DO THEY KEEP THEIR EGGS?

THEY'RE MAGICAL. THEY DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE XD
INSIDE THEM? XD

WHERE DO THE EGGS COME OUT THOUGH?! XD

I DON'T KNOW! WHERE DO THEY COME OUT OF FISH? YOUTUBE IT XD

THIS ISN'T LIKE GOOGLING GAY SEX, LERESSA, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. I CAN'T JUST YOUTUBE IT , I NEED TO CONSULT AN EXPERT. XD

AND SINCE WHEN AM I AN EXPERT ON MERMAID PREGNANCY? XD

OH I DON'T KNOW, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOUR PHD IN MERMAID SCIENCE MAYBE INCLUDED MERMAID PREGNANCY. I GUESS I WAS JUST TOO PRESUMPTUOUS.

YEAH, IT DOESN'T COVER THAT I'M AFRAID.

WHAT TYPE OF MERMAID MEDIC CAN'T DELIVER A MERMAID BABY?

MY COURSE ON MERMAIDS HAS BARELY EVEN STARTED!

AND YET YOU ALREADY HAVE A PHD? DID NEAL CAFFREY GET YOU THIS PHD?

HE MAY HAVE DONE -.-