The Firefly

THEN NEAL FINDS OUT AND HE'S SO JIZZY AND JOYOUS THEN THEY DECIDE TO HUSTLE PEOPLE.

YESSSS, THEY PRETEND TO BE DRUNK SO PEOPLE THINK THEY'LL BE EASY TO BEAT AND THEN CONPORN TAKE THEM FOR ALL OF THEIR MONEY *_________*

AND NOW AND THEN WHEN PETER WANTS TO BE CLOSE TO NEAL PETER'LL PRETEND TO BE CRAP SO NEAL SHOWS HIM HOW IT'S DONE. BY STANDING BEHIND HIM, AND PUTTING HIS HANDS ON TOP OF PETERS AND DOING IT WITH HIM. I THINK YOU MIGHT'VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE. THE IMAGE IS BACK <3 XD

IF I DIDN'T, THAT'S HOW I'VE BEEN PICTURING IT ANYWAY XD
WHEN NEAL HAD STOOD BEHIND PETER, HOLDING HIS HANDS AND SHOWING HIM HOW TO DO IT, HE'D LET PETER TAKE THE NEXT SHOT BUT HE'D STAY STOOD BEHIND HIM WITH HIS HANDS ON PETER'S HIPS. PETER WOULD DELIBERATELY FAIL BECAUSE HE'S ENJOYING IT TOO MUCH.

AND NEAL WOULD JUST STAY. AND PETER'D BE HITTING BALLS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND NEAL WOULD BE GIGGLING INTO HIS NECK AND PETER'D BE GRINNING WHILST TRYING TO MISS THE BALLS XD
OH IT'S SO PERFECT <3

OMG I CAN PICTURE THIS IN MY HEAD AND EVERYTHING'S BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS ;_______;

IMAGINE IF NEAL SAID TO PETER THAT HE'D KISS HIM IF HE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO POT A BALL, AND IN LIKE A SPLIT SECOND PETER POTS A FEW OF THEM IN ONE SHOT XD

NEAL IS WEARING HIS HAT AND A WAISTCOAT AND PETER'S LOOKING QUITE SMART HIMSELF. XD
OH IT'S SO WONDERFUL, THIS IMAGE. I WISH I COULD DRAW OR EDIT PICTURES OR SOMETHING, I WANT TO MAKE IT REAL XD
LMFAO! HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO POT HALF OF THE BALLS. AFTER NEAL'S RECOVERED FROM THE INITIAL SHOCK, HE'S LIKE "I SAID I'D KISS YOU IF YOU POTTED ONE BALL." SO PETER'S LIKE "SO GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TO ME NOW "

PETER CAN BE WEARING HIS TUX FROM CONCENTRATE AND ASK AGAIN, WITH HIS BOW TIE UNTIED. (I FELT ROBBED WITH HOW LITTLE WE SAW OF HIM IN IT)

AND NEAL DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR JUST STAND THERE IN SHOCK, BUT PETER'S JUST LAUGHING AND TRYING TO POT THE LAST ONES SO THEY CAN GO HOME

AND THEY'RE JUST AT THIS SHITTY BAR ALL DRESSED UP, PRETENDING LIKE THEY'RE SOMEWHERE SPECIAL BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BE ARSED CONNING THEIR WAY INTO THE GOOD PLACES TONIGHT XD GUYS ARE JUST LOOKING AT THEM LIKE "FAGS, GET OUT" BUT THIS ONE GUY SAID SOMETHING BEFORE AND PETER BROKE HIS NOSE.

AND PETER'S SUDDENLY SHIT AT IT AGAIN NOW NEAL HAS PRACTICALLY PROMISED HIM SEX XD

THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TO SOMEWHERE BIG AND FANCY BEFOREHAND BUT RICH PEOPLE BORE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SELF-CENTRED XD VIOLENT, PROTECTIVE PETER <3

HE CAN'T CONCENTRATE BECAUSE HE CAN FEEL NEAL STOOD BEHIND HIM, CHECKING HIM OUT :')

THEY CONNED ENOUGH MONEY OUT OF THE RICH PEOPLE TO SUPPLY THEM WITH DRINKS ALL NIGHT AT THIS CHEAP BAR. I'D LOVE TO SEE HIM GET PROTECTIVE OF NEAL, CAUSE NEAL CAN'T FIGHT AND IT'S ADORABLE XD
NEAL IS NOT KEEPING HIS HANDS TO HIMSELF >: D

YEAH, NEAL CAN BARELY FIGHT AND PETER CAN KNOCK A GUY OUT IN ONE SHOT XD I LOVE WHEN MY BOYFRIEND GETS BADASS AND ANGRY XD

HE'D BE PUTTING HIS HANDS ON PETER'S HIPS LIKE "YOU HAVE TO LINE YOUR HIPS UP LIKE THIS. IT GIVES YOU BALANCE" AND PETER WOULD JUST DROP HIS HEAD AND HAVE TO BREATHE DEEPLY SO HE CAN TRY TO CONCENTRATE. I'M TORN BETWEEN NEAL DELIBERATELY DOING IT BECAUSE HE KNOWS HOW HE AFFECTS PETER, OR BEING COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS AND IT DRIVES PETER INSANE XD

I LOVE WHEN HE BEATS PEOPLE UP. AND WHEN HE GETS BEAT UP. YAY! XD

AW I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER HIM BEING OBLIVIOUS BUT NOW YOU MENTION IT I THINK HE WOULD BE TO START WITH, THEN HE REALIZES WHEN HE'S LIKE "NO ONE CAN BE THIS AWFUL." XD
I CAN JUST IMAGINE PETER TRYING SO HARD TO CONCENTRATE, TOO XD

IT'S THE BEST PART OF FRINGE XD

YES! AND PETER CAN BE THINKING "IF HE JUST BACKS OFF AND LETS ME FINISH THIS, WE CAN GO HOME" BUT NEAL JUST CARRIES ON :')

THEN PETER ACTUALLY STARTS GETTING BAD CAUSE NEAL'S JUST PRESSING HIMSELF ON HIM AND GIGGLING WHICH MAKES PETER GIGGLE AND MISS THE BALLS XD

AND HIS HANDS ARE SWEATY SO HE CAN'T EVEN HOLD THE CUE :')

AND IN THE END HE'S JUST LIKE "FUCK IT NEAL, EITHER TAKE ME HERE AND NOW OR WE'RE GOING HOME."

HE'D JUST THROW THE CUE DOWN ON THE TABLE, TURN AROUND AND SHOUT THAT AT NEAL XD NEAL WOULD BE IN SHOCK AND THEN PRACTICALLY RUN HOME WITH HIM :')

HELL, NEAL MIGHT EVEN DRIVE XD

WATCH HIM BE A TERRIBLE DRIVER XD
EVEN WORSE WHEN HE'S TURNED ON :')

WHICH BRINGS US NICELY BACK TO THE CAR BLOWJOBS.

THEY'D JUST PULL OVER SOMEWHERE, SCRAMBLE INTO THE BACK SEAT AND BE GIGGLING BECAUSE THEY'RE ELBOWING EACH OTHER AND IT'S REALLY CRAMPED IN THE BACK XD

AND HALFWAY THROUGH NEAL'S LIKE "SOMEONE'S WATCHING" JUST TO SHIT PETER UP. NO ONE'S ACTUALLY WATCHING, IT JUST MAKES HIM GIGGLE XD

OMG YES PETER WOULD LITERALLY SIT STRAIGHT UP AND LOOK AROUND PANICKING AND NEAL WOULD BE SAT THERE IN TEARS XD BUT PETER WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO STAY ANGRY WITH HIM :')

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO RUSSELL HOWARD, IF YOU'RE INSIDE SOMEONE AND THEY'RE GIGGLING IT'S THE BEST FEELING EVER.