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THE P/O SHIPPER IN ME IS COMING OUT TO PLAY XD I THINK IT'D BE AWESOME IF IT PARALLELED BAD DREAMS AND HE CALMED DOWN WHEN SHE TOUCHED HIS HAND <3

I THINK IT'D BE SO COOL IF SOMEONE ASKED A QUESTION ABOUT PETER, JUST SOMETHING SMALL, AND WALTER AND OLIVIA DIDN'T KNOW BUT MATHIS DID. LIKE, WHAT'S HIS FAVOURITE COLOUR OR SOMETHING.

JOSHEH.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS PETER'S "POWER", THOUGH. CAUSE IT HAPPENED IN NWP, TOO. WHEN PETER TOUCHES SOMEONE WHO'S STRESSING OUT, THEY CALM DOWN.

AW! THAT'S ADORABLE! I CAN'T SHIP THEM, I JUST WANT MATHIS TO BE LIKE A MOTHER FIGURE FOR HIM. THEN MATHIS LOOKS TO OLIVIA AND WALTER LIKE "YOU'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE FOR NOT KNOWING." XD

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME :')

AND THE SAME OLD STORY. AND JACKSONVILLE. XD
MAYBE SHE COULD JUST TRY AND THEN BE DISAPPOINTED WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK :')

UGH, I COULDN'T SHIP THEM EITHER XD I JUST THINK THAT SHE CARES MORE ABOUT LEARNING ABOUT HIM SO SHE'D HAVE PICKED UP ON THESE THINGS :')

THANKYOU. I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT.

OR MAYBE HAVE IT NOT MAGICAL AND HAVE HER JUST STROKE HIS NOSE TO CALM HIM?

AND AFTER SHE'S LEARNED ABOUT HIM SHE JUST WANTS HIM SAFE AND HAPPY <3 OMG SHE'D BE BEST MAN AT THE CONPORN WEDDING!

I CAN TELL.

OR RUN HER HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR? I HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH HIS HAIR, IF YOU'VE NOTICED.

ASDFGHJKL;';LKJHGFDSSDFGHJ; SHE SO WOULD. SHE'D BE THE ONE TO INTRODUCE PETER AND NEAL. NEAL WOULD BE IN TOWN WHEN MATHIS FINDS PETER COVERED IN BLOOD AND SHE'D LEAVE THEM TOGETHER WHILE SHE RUNS OFF TO FIND A MEDICAL KIT. NEAL WOULD BE REALLY AWKWARD AND PETER WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL SO HE'D CRACK A JOKE TO EASE THE TENSION :') WHEN MATHIS GOT BACK SHE'D TELL NEAL TO HELP PETER AND THEN ASK HIM TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM *_________*

RIGHT? SO. FUCKING. CREATIVE.

I THINK LARIELLE SHOULD DO THIS INSTEAD OF OLIVIA. XD

AWW THAT'S SO LOVELY! OR SHE CATCHES NEAL WHILE PETER'S IN THE CAR BUT THE TWO GET ON SO WELL SHE JUST LETS NEAL GO AS LONG AS HE STAYS WITH PETER XD

OKAY THEN XD

YEAH 'CAUSE NEAL SITS IN THE BACK FUSSING OVER PETER AND MATHIS SEES IN HER MIRROR SO SHE MAKES A DEAL WITH HIM. NEAL COULD GET LIKE, SUPER-PROTECTIVE OF PETER AND WHEN HE TRIES TO MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE, THEY END UP CURLED UP WATCHING TV AND JOKING ABOUT STUPID PEOPLE WHO ARE EASY TO CON :')

AWWWWWWW.
AND PETER'S BLEEDING IN THE CAR AND NEAL'S JUST LIKE "BLOOOOOOD" AND PETER'S LIKE "OWWWWWWW" AND NEAL'S ALL HUUUUUUUUG AND PETER'S ALL "BETTER NOOOOOW." XD
NO BUT AW. I CAN IMAGINE THEM WITH A DUVET ON THE SOFA WATCHING SOME SHITTY FILM TAKING THE PISS OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THEY'VE CONNED. ONLY IT'S AT MATHIS' HOUSE AND IT'S LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY, AND SHE'S UPSTAIRS BUT SHE CAN HEAR EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON AND IS SO PROUD AND HAPPY XD

OMG YES ALL OF THAT <3 <3 <3
PETER CAN HAVE REALLY SORE, ACHING SHOULDERS AND NEAL WILL PULL HIM BACK SO PETER'S LYING BETWEEN HIS LEGS WITH HIS BACK AGAINST HIS CHEST AND HE'LL GIVE HIM A SHOULDER MASSAGE. THEN WHEN HE'S DONE HE CAN WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND PETER SO THEY CLASP ON HIS STOMACH AND REST HIS CHIN ON PETER'S SHOULDER THEN THEY'LL FALL ASLEEP LIKE THAT <3
MATHIS WILL COME DOWNSTAIRS AND BE ALL HAPPY FOR THEM AND SHE'LL SWITCH THE TV OFF AND MAKE SURE THE DUVET COVERS THEM BOTH <3

I AWWWD. NEAL WOULD BE SUCH A HUGGY PERSON AND PETER WOULD JUST LOVE BEING SHOWN LOVE LIKE THAT <3
AND MATHIS WOULD JUST SMILE THE NEXT MORNING AND BE LIKE "DID YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT BOYS?" AND THEY'D BE EMBARRASSED AND SHE'LL PASS THEM THE MILK AND SHE'LL BE ALL "YOU GUYZ SO CUTE "

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GRINNED OR AWWW'D A MUCH AS WHEN WE HAVE CONPORN CONVERSATIONS XD

SHE WOULD SHIP THEM SO HARD XD

ME NEITHER. CONPORN JUST MAKES MY DAY INFINITELY BETTER.
EVERYONE WHO KNOWS OF THEM MUST SHIP THEM HARD XD

CONPORN NEEDS TO BE A RELIGON THAT THE WHOLE WORLD FOLLOWS.

AS WELL AS LARIELLE AND JOSHISM? SHALL WE JUST ADD IT TO THE BIBLE? XD

THERE'VE BEEN LOADS OF THINGS I KEEP MEANING TO ADD AND THEN FORGET XD
I NEED TO WRITE THEM DOWN OR SOMETHING WHEN I THINK OF THEM :')

YOU'RE HOLY HOLY, IF YOU THINK IT IT'S IN THE BIBLE, TRIVIAL THINGS SUCH AS THE WRITTEN WORD DO NOT MATTER.

OH THAT'S GOOD THEN XD

I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO HUNT A PICTURE OF HIS EARS DOWN FOR WHEN I ADD THEM XD

YOU COULD JUST GET A REGULAR PICTURE AND ZOOM IN XD

IS BLONDE JOSH IN THE BIBLE?

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OF COURSE BLONDE JOSH IS IN THE BIBLE! I LOVE HIM A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT XD

IT SHOULD BE A LAW THAT HE DOES ALTERNATE EPISODES BLONDE.

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDS YES. OMG SO MUCH YES.

AND IT'S NEVER EXPLAINED WHY XD

IT JUST IS. XD

AND HE DOES EVERY EPISODE NAKED LIKE JOSH SUGGESTED. XD

WOULD ODDLY PREFER FOR HIM TO BE NAKED EXCEPT FOR UNDERWEAR. THERE'S SOMETHING SEXIER ABOUT IT XD PLUS, YOU STILL HAVE A PART TO UNWRAP.