The Basement

WELL I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, SO

SURPRISE ME

I'M NOT A VERY SURPRISING PERSON XD XD
YOU KNOW WHAT? IMMA JUST SPEND TONIGHT ON PHOTOSHOP, HOPEFULLY MAKING SOME NEW CONPORN STUFF, AND THEN BRING THAT SO WE CAN MASTURBATE OVER IT.

DO YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU? BECAUSE I GENUINELY LOVE YOU.
OMJ TRY AND DO A MANIP. MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SEXING XD XD

I'M NOT AS BRAVE AS YOU, I WON'T SEARCH "GAY MEN HAVING SEX" OR WHATEVER ON GOOGLE IMAGES XD

I FOUND A PLACE WITH MANIP BASES THE OTHER DAY AND WENT LOOKING AROUND. THE ONLY ONE THEY HAD WITH TWO MEN WAS BORING

WHY? IT'S HOT.

I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY EPIC TORCHWOOD ONES.

LOLOLOLOLOL THAT'S WHAT TORCHWOOD BECAME ENTIRELY ABOUT XD

THE ONLY THING THAT ANNOYED ME IN TORCHWOOD WAS HOW THEY MADE OUT TOSH TO BE THIS LOVESICK LITTLE GIRL AROUND OWEN :/ I LOVED TOSH.
BUT JACK/IANTO WAS FUCKING AMAZEBALLS.

LOLOLOLOL I DIDN'T FIND ANY OF THEM LIKEABLE XD THEY ALL WHINED AND TRIED TO BE TOOK SERIOUSLY :')

BUT OWEN.

I HAVE THIS THING WHERE I HATE MAIN CHARACTERS. IT HAPPENS WITH EVERYTHING BUT DOCTOR WHO. I DIDN'T LIKE JACK IN TORCHWOOD. JACK OR KATE IN LOST. I DIDN'T LIKE HARRY IN HARRY POTTER. I DON'T LIKE OLIVIA. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. THEY TRY MAKE THE MAIN CHARACTERS TOO NOBLE OR TOO FLAWLESS AND THEY END UP MARY SUE-Y.

IT'S NOT MAIN CHARACTERS I HAVE TROUBLE LIKING, IT'S WOMEN. THE ONLY TIME I'VE HAD A SHOW WHERE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER WAS FEMALE WAS STARGATE - SAMANTHA CARTER IS FLAWLESS.

THEY TRY TOO HARD TO MAKE WOMEN STRONG AND INDEPENDANT, THEY DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE LENGTHS THEY DO TO GET THE POINT ACROSS. THEY FOCUS SO MUCH ON MAKING A FEMALE CHARACTER LOVEABLE AND SCARRED, THE OTHERS GET NEGLECTED AND IT PUTS ME OFF.

I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. BUT I TEND TO LIKE THE WEIRDER CHARACTERS. LUNA LOVEGOOD, DAN FARADAY, ETC.


THEY TRY TOO HARD TO MAKE THE WOMEN ALL STRONG SO THEY EITHER END UP A MARY SUE OR THEY END UP LIKE OLIVIA AND DOMINATING THE WHOLE SHOW.

YES. WEIRD CHARACTERS ARE AWESOME!
Y'KNOW WHY THAT PROBABLY IS? BECAUSE EVERYONE FEELS A LITTLE BIT LIKE AN OUTCAST, A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT SO THE WEIRD CHARACTERS APPEAL MORE TO US O__________O

THAT'S TRUE. FIND ME ONE PERSON WHO DIDN'T LIKE LUNA LOVEGOOD. IF THEY EXIST, I'LL GO AND MURDER THEM AND THEN THE WORLD WILL BE RIGHT AND YOUR THEORY WILL BE CORRECT.

OH DEAR THIS IS AWKWARD.

I SORTA HATE LUNA LOVEGOOD.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST ALWAYS HAVE.

I'M SORRY!

*runs away*

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THOSE WORDS IN A SENTENCE LIKE THAT. 0-0 XD

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE DO YOU.

I WROTE HALF A FANFIC SCENE WHERE PETER HAS THE SEIZURE. DOES THIS MAKE UP FOR IT? BUT THEN I GAVE UP ON IT AND IT HAS NEITHER A START NOR AN END ... JUST A MIDDLE ... SO I STILL KINDA SUCK.

I DON'T MIND LUNA :') BUT, I ONLY WATCHED THE FILMS SO THERE WASN'T MUCH OF HER TO PUT ME AT EITHER EXTREME :/

I WROTE HALF A FANFIC SCENE WHERE PETER HAS THE SEIZURE. DOES THIS MAKE UP FOR IT? BUT THEN I GAVE UP ON IT AND IT HAS NEITHER A START NOR AN END ... JUST A MIDDLE ... SO I STILL KINDA SUCK.

OMG. OMG. OMG.

PLEASE POST IT ON HERE.

WE DON'T MIND ABOUT AN END OR A START. XD

YOU DON'T SUCK. YOU NEED WORSHIPPING.

THAT MAKES UP FOR IT. JUST MAKE IT A PWP FANFIC. JUST PORN.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG PWP <3

PETER COULD BE NAKED ALL THROUGH IT, TOO.

THAT WOULD EARN A BAZILLION BONUS POINTS *______________*

HE'S ALSO BRUISED. HIS WRISTS ARE SORE.

HE CAN HAVE BRUISED SHOULDERS TOO. BRUISED SHOULDERS ARE HOT XD

YEAH BUT AT THE MOMENT ITS ONLY LIKE A QUARTER OF A SEIZURE AND ITS PRETTY SHIT.

SOOOOO

IF YOU'RE LUCKY AND MY MUSE HOLDS OUT ILL TRY AND TIDY IT UP A BIT AFTER I GET HOME FOR MY STUPIDLY LONG LECTURE TODAY. THEN MAYBE I'LL POST IT BUT SERIOUSLY ... IT DOESN'T HAVE AN END NOR A BEGINNING AND LOL.