The Basement

I CAN IMAGINE PETER GOING TO AN EMPTY STRETCH OF BEACH AND SAWYER SNEAKILY FOLLOWING HIM. THEN WHEN PETER GOES FOR A SWIM AND SOMETHING DRAGS HIM UNDER, HE DROWNS, SO SAWYER LOSES HIS SHIT, GOES INSANE AND DIVES IN TO SAVE HIM. THEN WE COULD HAVE CPR AND A LATE-NIGHT FIRE WITH PAINFULLY STRONG UST AND SAWYER TRYING TO ACTUALLY TAKE CARE OF PETER.

HATCH DUTY TOGETHER *______________*

OMFG. AND THEY'RE NOT SUBTLE ABOUT IT EITHER. THEY BOTH KNOW THEY WANT EACH OTHER AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS THEY WANT EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR AGES. THEY HAVE THE MOST PAINFUL UST IN THE HISTORY OF UST.
OH GOD THE INNUENDOS ABOUT PUSHING BUTTONS.

I WAS THINKING MORE ABOUT THE IDEA OF HOURS ALONE IN AN UNDERGROUND HATCH WITH A BED, A SHOWER AND FOOD THAT COULD BE ATE OFF EACH OTHER'S BODIES *__________*

AND BY THAT YOU MEAN BITTEN OFF EACH OTHER'S BODIES? APART FROM THE PENIS AREA. BECAUSE I IMAGINE THAT MIGHT SPOIL IT A BIT.

BITING AND LICKING.
I CAN SEE SAWYER TYING PETER UP, BLINDFOLDING HIM AND TRYING TO DRIVE HIM INSANE BY TRAILING MELTED CHCOLATE GRADUALLY DOWN HIS BODY AND LICKING IT OFF

PETER WOULD GET SO MAD BUT AT THE SAME TIME SO HORNY. AFTER HE'D SIT FOR HOURS TRYING TO PLOT SOMETHING FOR SAWYER XD

THEY'D JUST TRY TO CONSTANTLY BEAT EACH OTHER AND END IT IN HOT SEX XD

I CAN IMAGINE ONE TIME THEY'D DO IT ON THE BEACH JUST IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. LIKE "GET THE TISSUES OUT BOYS, WE DON'T USUALLY GET THIS WITHOUT THE INTERNET."

EW. NO. PLEASE. LARISSA HATES PUBLIC SEX :'D :'D
IT'D JUST FREAK ME OUT TO SEE/READ THAT

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT XD
BUT THEY'RE SO UNASHAMED! XD THEY CAN'T SNEAK AROUND FOREVER!

BUT THEY CAN TELL PEOPLE!! THEY DON'T JUST HAVE TO HAVE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEACH WITH 50 PEOPLE SURROUNDING THEM, WATCHING. XD

THEY'RE BEING CONSIDERATE. A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVEN'T HAD MUCH TO MASTURBATE TOO. LOCKE'D LOVE IT.

*hangs self* XD

IF YOU HADN'T HUNG YOURSELF THEN, I WOULD HAVE XD
LOCKE SEEMS KINDA PERVERTED XD

HE WAS SO INTO WALT XD
IMAGINE WALT JUST LOOKING UP TO MICHAEL AND SAYING "I'M GAY NOW" XD

PETER AND SAWYER WOULD GIVE WALT UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF LOVE.

LIKE PETER DOES WITH US.

ASDFGHJKLDFGHJKJHGF; I DON'T THINK I COULD HAVE HANDLED THAT XD XD
I'M SO GLAD MICHAEL WENT AND STOPPED SHOUTING "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!" :'D

LOLOLOL THEY ARE TERRIBLE INFLUENCES :')

MICHAEL WOULD JUST BE "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT! LOOK AWAAAAAAY!" XD
I THINK ONE TIME, IN THE HATCH, THEY FILMED IT. THEY WERE MESSING AROUND AND THEY WERE LIKE "LET'S CREEP THEM OUT," SO THEY FILMED THEMSELVES HAVING SEX ON THE BUTTON ONLY THEY'RE LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA, EMOTIONLESS THE ENTIRE TIME. PETER SNORTS EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT HE TRIES NOT TO.
THEN THEY PUT IT IN SO EVERY TIME THEY PRESS THE BUTTON THE VIDEO COMES UP. XD

THE ENTIRE MENTAL IMAGE OF THAT CREEPED ME OUT.
IT'S NOT RIGHT :'D
(I'D MAKE SURE I WAS ON BUTTON DUTY TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME, THOUGH XD)

I KNOW XD IT MADE ME GIGGLESNORT , THOUGH. OR EVERY TIME THEY PRESSED THE BUTTON THEIR SEX NOISES ECHOED AROUND THE ISLAND :')

I'M MUCH MORE ABOUT UST AND FLUFF THAN YOU ARE XD
YOU AND YOUR DAMN LOVE FOR PUBLIC SEX XD

I HAVE NO LOVE FOR UST. IT'S LIKE "JUST. HAVE. SEX." BACK WHEN I SHIPPED POLIVIA THE UST PISSED ME OFF SO BAD.
TALKING ON HERE I REALIZE I SAY "IT'S LIKE" TOO MUCH.

I SAY IT TOO XD "I'M ALL" AND "THEY'RE ALL LIKE" TOO :'D
AND SEEING AS WE CAPSFLAIL AND I DON'T REALLY RE-READ WHAT I TYPE BEFORE SENDING IT, MOST OF THE TIME I IGNORE THE EXISTENCE OF PUNCTUATION XD

YOU KNOW HOW YOU DON'T WRITE FANFICTION? WITH THESE PETER/NEAL PETER/KRISTA PETER/SAWYER SCENARIOS IT'S KINDA LIKE INFORMAL FANFICTION XD
WHY DOES PUNCTUATION EXIST IN CAPS LOCK?

LOLOLOLOL WELL THESE CAN MAKE UP FOR IT THEN XD
I KNOW, BUT WHEN WE'RE WRITING MASSIVE PARAGRAPHS SOME PUNCTUATION IS NEEDED XD

CAPS LOCK = ALL PUNCTUATION EVER NEEDED