The Basement

AND I HAVE HAIR.

AND A PROPERLY SHAPED NOSE.

AND EARS XD

AND EYES.

AND MEAT/FAT/WHATEVER ELSE HE IS LACKING. XD

AND DOBBY CAN APPARATE.

...FUCK. I NEED TO LEARN THAT XD

WELL YOU CAN'T TAKE THE TEST UNTIL YOU'RE 17.

2 WEEKS. 2 FUCKING WEEKS AND I CAN TAKE THE TEST XD

...I READ THAT LIKE IT SHOULD BE LIKE AN AIDS TEST AND THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT XD

ROOOOOOFFL I OVERHEARD A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT THIS MORNING ON THE BUS XD I THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT TESTS IN COLLEGE BUT I LOOKED AT THE GIRLS WHO WERE SAYING IT AND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT "STD TESTS". I FELT CRUEL AFTERWARDS XD

DID THEY LOOK LIKE STD PEOPLE?
OUR SCHOOL OFFERS FREE CHLAMYDIA SCREENINGS NOW AND THEN AND IF YOU GO YOU GET LIKE A CONDOM TIN AND GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS AND A PEN AND I KINDA WANT TO GET A CHLAMYDIA TEST DESPITE NEVER HAVING ANY SEXUAL CONTACT OF ANY KIND JUST BECAUSE I WANT THE GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS TO PLAY WITH.

Danielle wrote:DID THEY LOOK LIKE STD PEOPLE?
OUR SCHOOL OFFERS FREE CHLAMYDIA SCREENINGS NOW AND THEN AND IF YOU GO YOU GET LIKE A CONDOM TIN AND GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS AND A PEN AND I KINDA WANT TO GET A CHLAMYDIA TEST DESPITE NEVER HAVING ANY SEXUAL CONTACT OF ANY KIND JUST BECAUSE I WANT THE GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS TO PLAY WITH.

WELL....YEAH XD THEY WERE GREASY CHAVS WITH FAGS HANGING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS, LOOKED ABOUT 16 AND ALREADY HAD KIDS XD I HATE BEING JUDGEMENTAL BUT...WHO WOULDN'T? XD

I WANT A CONDOM WITH JOSHUA JACKSON ON IT. THAT IS ALL. :')

Larissa wrote:

WELL....YEAH XD THEY WERE GREASY CHAVS WITH FAGS HANGING OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS, LOOKED ABOUT 16 AND ALREADY HAD KIDS XD I HATE BEING JUDGEMENTAL BUT...WHO WOULDN'T? XD

I WANT A CONDOM WITH JOSHUA JACKSON ON IT. THAT IS ALL. :')

UGH, SOMEONE IN MY YEAR AT SCHOOL IS ONTO HER SECOND KID. MORE THAN IS NECESSARY HAVE ALREADY HAD ONE. IT'S JUST LIKE WHY TIE YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT? I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE. WELL. YEAH I CAN. BUT NOT MUCH.

WHY DO THEY HAVE JLS CONDOMS BUT NOT JOSH JACKSON ONES?
OOH THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY CONDOMS THEY'RE JUST PENIS MODELS.

Danielle wrote:UGH, SOMEONE IN MY YEAR AT SCHOOL IS ONTO HER SECOND KID. MORE THAN IS NECESSARY HAVE ALREADY HAD ONE. IT'S JUST LIKE WHY TIE YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT? I CAN IMAGINE NOTHING WORSE. WELL. YEAH I CAN. BUT NOT MUCH.

WHY DO THEY HAVE JLS CONDOMS BUT NOT JOSH JACKSON ONES?
OOH THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY CONDOMS THEY'RE JUST PENIS MODELS.

LOL "WEAR THIS CONDOM. YOU'RE NOT JOSH JACKSON BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO DO. AT LEAST WITH THIS IT'S AS CLOSE AS I CAN GET TO HAVING HIM INSIDE ME."

WHY DO PEOPLE OF OUR AGE DO THIS? O_O

I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHY DO PEOPLE OUR AGE WANT JOSH JACKSON CONDOMS AND WAS LIKE 0-0 CAUSE HE'S SEXY? BUT THEN I GOT IT XD
BECAUSE THEY'RE SO INSECURE THEY NEED A MAN TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER SO THEY LET HIM PUT HIS DICK INSIDE OF THEM TO KEEP HIM AROUND AND THEY THINK THAT BY KEEPING THE BABY THEY'LL KEEP HIM AROUND. THAT OR THEY WANT THE MONEY OFF OF THE GOVERNMENT.
IT'S SAD, REALLY. OUR LIVES ON THIS INTERNET FORUM ARE ACTUALLY SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEIRS.



THAT WAS NOT SARCASM. XD
EVEN IF MY FRIENDS DISAGREE WITH ME :'(

MY PARENT COMPLAIN THAT I SPEND TOO LONG ON THE INTERNET AND I'M LIKE "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WANT ME TO BE HAPPY. THIS LIFESTYLE MAKES ME HAPPY. GTFO."

YES! MY DAD IS FULL OF SNIDE COMMENTS AS IS ONE OF MY FRIENDS. THEY SHOULD TEAM UP AND BE LIKE THE INTERNET POLICE OR SOMETHING.
I UNDERSTAND MY FRIEND BEING PISSY ONCE I STARTED SPEAKING IN FANDOM ACRONYMS AND FORCING OUR CONPORN SCENARIOS ON HER EVERY MORNING BUT MY FATHER HAS NO EXCUSE.

WE HAVE FOUND OUR HOME, I SEE NOT WHY WE SHOULD LEAVE IT FOR THE OUTSIDE.

FUCKING PARENTS. IT'S JUST BECAUSE THEY NEVER HAD THE INTERNET AND THEY HAVEN'T FOUND AN INTERNET HOME XD

MY DAD SPENDS AGES ON THE COMPUTER, THOUGH. I'D HAVE THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD.

Danielle wrote:MY DAD SPENDS AGES ON THE COMPUTER, THOUGH. I'D HAVE THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD.

SO DOES MINE BUT ALL HE DOES IS SPEND HOURS ON EBAY XD

MINE TOO! EBAY OR TORRENT SITES DOWNLOADING SHITTY MOVIES XD

OMG.

WE HAVE THE SAME FATHER :'D :'D

NO, YOURS SOUNDS MORE AWESOME THAN MINE XD

WELL. MINE'S PRETTY MUCH BIPOLAR XD ONE SECOND HE'LL BE BUYING ME FRINGE STUFF, THE NEXT HE'S INSULTING ME. :')