Peter Bishop Being Generally Awesome

I DON'T EITHER, BUT I'M HAVING SO MUCH MORE FUN HERE THAN ON TWITTER OR TUMBLR XD

Larissa wrote:I DON'T EITHER, BUT I'M HAVING SO MUCH MORE FUN HERE THAN ON TWITTER OR TUMBLR XD

ME TOO. IT'S LIKE A GIANT TWITTER CONVERSATION WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SPAM, JAIL, FOLLOWERS OR CHARACTER LIMITS.

EXACTLY THAT! AND WE CAN HAVE SMILIES IN THIS ONE!
AND NO ONE WHO DISAGREES CAN BUTT-IN XD

AND WE CAN BE CHILDISH LIKE "HEHE BUTT" XD

THAT'S US IN JOSH'S WINDOW AT NIGHT.

NO WINDOW WILL HOLD US BACK!! XD XD



BUTT.

GLASS IS JUST SOLID AIR. WE CAN MOVE IT OUT OF THE WAY. WITH OUR FISTS.


ANUS.

MAYBE JOSH WOULD JUST OPEN THE WINDOW FOR US? "COME ON IN LADIES, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU." XD



SEX.

"CLOSE THE WINDOW AFTER YOU, MY NAKED PENIS IS FEELING THE DRAFT."





CUCUMBER.

"HANDCUFFS ARE ALREADY ON THE BED."




LUBE.

"THERE'S A WHIP IN THE CLOSET IF YOU WANT IT."



CRACK.

IS IT WEIRD I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THESE?

"I ALREADY HAVE THE BLINDFOLD ON. GAG'S ON THE SIDE."



TONGUE.

NO :'D

"THE BED'S WARM. THE LIGHTS ARE OFF. I THINK. I HAVE A BLINDFOLD ON, I CAN'T BE SURE."

GIRAFFE.

WHUT?

"THERE'S AN EMPTY SPACE AROUND MY DICK, FEEL FREE TO FILL IT ONE OF YOU."


DILDO.

XD

"FOR THE OTHER ONE THERE'S A STRAP ON ON MY PILLOW. MY ARSE ISN'T GONNA FILL ITSELF."


PENIS.

I AM COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS AND I'M SAT HERE ROFL'ING XD

I'M OUT OF IDEAS TOO. LET'S JUST CUT TO THE SEX.

ALWAYS SO FORWARD? XD

IT'S NOT LIKE IT'LL BE OUR FIRST TIME WITH HIM.

WE DO HIM SO MUCH, I DON'T REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME WITH HIM -.-

THEY ALL BLUR INTO ONE BIG ORGAJIZZ SESSION.

ROFL AT "ORGAJIZZ" XD
AND YET...SO TRUE :'D WE JUST NEVER LEAVE, IT CARRIES ON AND ON AND ON.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE EVEN TALKING ON HERE, THERE'S ONLY A JOSH SEPARATING US.

WE ARE SOMEHOW PSYCHICALLY INPUTTING THIS ONTO A COMPUTER WHILE HAVING SEX WITH JOSH. XD

IF WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE WHEN WE SCREWED JOSH, NOTHING ELSE WOULD EVER GET DONE.

EXACTLY. WE HAVE TO MULTI-TASK TO ACHEIVE ANYTHING OTHER THAN JOSHGASMS.