Re: Peter Bishop gif thread

[Danielle]

....WHAT IF THERE WERE NONE LEFT?

[Larissa]

WELL THEN WHY WOULD YOU BE SENDING SOMEONE UNDERCOVER AS ONE? XD

[Danielle]

...TO CATCH MEN WHO WANT PROSTITUTES, OF COURSE.

[Larissa]

OF COURSE :')

[Danielle]

NEAL WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC PROSTITUTE.

[Larissa]

PETER WOULD BE VISITING HIM EVERY NIGHT XD

[Danielle]

AND NEAL'S PAYMENT WOULD BE HIS ORGASM.

[Larissa]

AND NEAL'S PAYMENT WOULD BE HIS ORGASM.

MY RESPONSE TO THAT WAS JUST STARING. STARING AND HNNNNNNNNGGGGG'ING IN MY HEAD.

[Danielle]

I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE A CONPORN ORGASM AND MY BRAIN ISN'T AMAZEBALLS ENOUGH TO EVEN GRASP THE CONCEPT.

[Larissa]

I JUST THINK PETER WOULD BITE NEAL'S SHOULDER TO STOP HIMSELF FROM SCREAMING AND TO MAKE NEAL SCREAM LOUDER.

[Danielle]

I WAS DRINKING WHEN I READ THAT. I ALMOST DID NOT SWALLOW SAID LIQUID.
WHY DO WE ALWAYS MAKE NEAL PETER'S BITCH?
A FRIEND SAID SHE THINKS NEAL WOULD BE "THE MAN" IN THE RELATIONSHIP. I CAN'T SEE IT.

[Larissa]

NEITHER CAN I XD PETER'S THE MORE MASCULINE, SERIOUS ONE :')

[Danielle]

IKR? NEAL'S PETER'S BITCH AND THEY BOTH NOT ONLY KNOW THIS BUT THEY'RE BOTH FINE WITH THIS AND HAVE ACCEPTED THEIR ROLES IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
I THINK IF NEAL'D HAD A SHITTY DAY AT WORK PETER WOULD GO TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO TRY MAKE HIM HAPPY. BUT I THINK IF PETER HAD HAD A SHITTY DAY NEAL'D JUST SIT POKING HIM AND MAKING FUNNY NOISES UNTIL HE SMILED.

[monnie44]

A FRIEND SAID SHE THINKS NEAL WOULD BE "THE MAN" IN THE RELATIONSHIP. I CAN'T SEE IT.

LOL NO.

I'M SORRY BUT NO.

I HAVEN'T SEEN WHITE COLLAR BUT I'VE SEEN A FEW CLIPS AND I KNOW PETER BISHOP. HE IS OLIVIA'S BITCH BUT THAT IS ALL.

[monnie44]

LOL I'D LOVE A SCENE WHERE NEAL GIVES PETER A CAR BLOWJOB ON THE WAY TO ONE OF THEIR CASE SCENES AT THE START OF AN EPISODE AND PETER'S ALL "I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO CRASH----- UGHHHH YES" AND HE DOESN'T CRASH AND ITS TOTALLY HOT BECAUSE BROYLES AND OLIVIA ARE DRIVING IN THE CAR BEHIND HIM. AND JUST AFTER PETER'S FINISHED UP NEAL TURNS HIS HEAD TO THE DASHBOARD AND THEY BOTH SEE THAT THE LIGHT IS ON ON THE RADIO TRANSMITTOR AND THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SUDDENLY GO REALLY SILENT AND NEAL MOUTHS/BARELY WHISPERS "OH FUCK!" AND PETER SWITCHES IT OFF AND THEY'RE ALL "OMGOMG BUT LOL" ALL THE WAY TO THE CRIME SCENE AND WHEN THEY GET OUT OF THE CAR THEY CAN'T QUITE BE SURE IF BROYLES AND OLIVIA HEARD THE WHOLE THING BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING THESE WEIRD LOOKS AND NO ONE'S SAYING ANYTHING.

[Danielle]

FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOL AND PETER'S LIKE "JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING," SO NEAL'S LIKE "OKAY, GOT IT. OLIVIA - YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING DID YOU?" AND SHE'S JUST LIKE "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" SO PETER AND NEAL JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THEY'RE LIKE "THEY HEARD EVERYTHING." SO WHILE PETER'S BUSY TRYING TO FORGET IT HAPPENED NEAL'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE BY CONFESSING TO MORE PEOPLE THAN WAS NECESSARY. HELL, HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO HAVE TO WORK THERE FOREVER AND IF HE GETS ANGRY SEX OFF PETER LATER HE'LL DO ANYTHING XD

[monnie44]

FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOL AND PETER'S LIKE "JUST DON'T SAY ANYTHING," SO NEAL'S LIKE "OKAY, GOT IT. OLIVIA - YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING DID YOU?" AND SHE'S JUST LIKE "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT" SO PETER AND NEAL JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND THEY'RE LIKE "THEY HEARD EVERYTHING." SO WHILE PETER'S BUSY TRYING TO FORGET IT HAPPENED NEAL'S JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE BY CONFESSING TO MORE PEOPLE THAN WAS NECESSARY. HELL, HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO HAVE TO WORK THERE FOREVER AND IF HE GETS ANGRY SEX OFF PETER LATER HE'LL DO ANYTHING XD

LOOOOOOOL. UGH OF COURSE HE'D TELL EVERYONE.

AND PETER WOULD BE ALL PINK CHEEKED TELLING HIM OFF AT THE FIRST CHANCE "MY FATHER WORKS WITH THESE PEOPLE. THAT WAS MY BOSS YOU JUST TALKED TO. I DON'T EVEN THINK THEY KNEW!!!" AND NEAL'S ALL "OH WELL THEY DO NOW".

IDK I JUST WANT PETER TO GET A BLOWJOB WHILE HE'S DRIVING TO A CASE. I COULD SEE OLIVIA GIVING HIM ONE AS A BDAY PRESENT.
I DO SUSPECT THOUGH THAT OUR ALL-RELIABLE, TOTALLY COOL, TOTALLY MANLY PETER BISHOP WOULD ACTUALLY END UP CRASHING. NO WAY HE'D BE ABLE TO KEEP FOCUSSED. FUCKING USELESS. AND OLIVIA WOULD BE FUMING BECAUSE NOT ONLY DID HE DENT HER CAR BUT BROYLES PULLS UP RIGHT BEHIND THEM ASKING THEM WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED AND PETER'S KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT WITH HIS PANTS STILL DOWN. USELESS.

[Danielle]

I ROFLD SO HARD I ALMOST SEIZURED XD
AND ONE TIME IT'S NEAL'S TURN TO DRIVE SO PETER TRIES TO GET HIM BACK AND NEAL'S JUST SMIRKING LIKE "YEAH, COME ON THEN, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT," AND ALTHOUGH NEAL'S ORGASMING HE'S MANAGING TO CONTROL THE CAR PERFECTLY SO PETER DOESN'T SPEAK TO HIM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY XD

BRB SCHOOL XD

[monnie44]

I ROFLD SO HARD I ALMOST SEIZURED XD
AND ONE TIME IT'S NEAL'S TURN TO DRIVE SO PETER TRIES TO GET HIM BACK AND NEAL'S JUST SMIRKING LIKE "YEAH, COME ON THEN, GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT," AND ALTHOUGH NEAL'S ORGASMING HE'S MANAGING TO CONTROL THE CAR PERFECTLY SO PETER DOESN'T SPEAK TO HIM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY XD

LOL AND PETER MANAGES TO BUGGER THAT UP AS WELL AND ENDS UP WALKING AROUND FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON THE CASE WITH A LITTLE DROP OF CUM ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS LIP AND NEAL KNOWS ITS THERE BUT JUST ~FAILS TO MENTION IT~ AND PETER DOESN'T GET WHY OLIVIA KEEP RUBBING HER LIP WITH HER FINGERS WHENEVER HE'S TALKING TO HER.

BOO SCHOOL.

[Larissa]

THIS IS THE SINGLE BEST CONVERSATION TO WAKE UP AND SEE BEFORE SCHOOL XD

I LOVE YOU BOTH :')

[Danielle]

OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTINGLY HILARIOUS. WALTER'S JUST LIKE "SON, YOU HAD ICE CREAM AND DIDN'T TELL ME?" ALL DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE, GOD, WALTER HASN'T JIZZED IN CENTURIES AND HE'S KINDA FORGOTTEN. HE HAS TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT JIZZ LOOKS LIKE BECAUSE HE'S OLD. XD
IT'S EVENTUALLY BROYLES, THOUGH, WHO MENTIONS IT. OLIVIA AND PETER ARE GOING TO INTERVIEW A WITNESS AND BROYLES IS JUST LIKE "BISHOP - WIPE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE." AND NEAL'S JUST PISSING HIMSELF IN THE BACKGROUND.

YEAH NOW BRB XD

[monnie44]

IT'S EVENTUALLY BROYLES, THOUGH, WHO MENTIONS IT. OLIVIA AND PETER ARE GOING TO INTERVIEW A WITNESS AND BROYLES IS JUST LIKE "BISHOP - WIPE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BEFORE YOU GO IN THERE." AND NEAL'S JUST PISSING HIMSELF IN THE BACKGROUND.

OH GOD.

LOL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUD I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING IN MY ROOM. OH GOD OF COURSE THAT WOULD BE HOW HE FOUND OUT. BROYLES KNOWS WHAT'S UP. AND PETER IS SO MORTIFIED HE CONTEMPLATES JUST WALKING OFF AND GOING HOME, BUT HE STEELS HIMSELF AND MAKES HIMSELF GO IN AND KEEPS HIS HEAD DOWN THE ENTIRE TIME AND CAN'T LOOK BROYLES IN THE FACE FOR A WEEK.

BOY WOULD NEAL BE IN TROUBLE.

[Danielle]

OH GOD.

LOL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LOUD I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING IN MY ROOM. OH GOD OF COURSE THAT WOULD BE HOW HE FOUND OUT. BROYLES KNOWS WHAT'S UP. AND PETER IS SO MORTIFIED HE CONTEMPLATES JUST WALKING OFF AND GOING HOME, BUT HE STEELS HIMSELF AND MAKES HIMSELF GO IN AND KEEPS HIS HEAD DOWN THE ENTIRE TIME AND CAN'T LOOK BROYLES IN THE FACE FOR A WEEK.

BOY WOULD NEAL BE IN TROUBLE.

THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION HAS HAD ME ROFLING IN MY ROOM XD ALSO IMA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL XD

OH LOL PETER'D TRY HAVE THIS HUGE ARGUMENT WITH HIM BUT NEAL WOULD JUST BE WIPING HIS MOUTH WHILE PETER WAS SHOUTING AT HIM EVENTUALLY MAKING PETER LOL TOO MUCH TO BE MAD SO PETER TEACHES HIM A LESSON.
AND NEAL SHOWS EVERYONE THE BRUISES THE NEXT DAY XD

OKAY NOW BRB XD XD

[monnie44]

OH LOL PETER'D TRY HAVE THIS HUGE ARGUMENT WITH HIM BUT NEAL WOULD JUST BE WIPING HIS MOUTH WHILE PETER WAS SHOUTING AT HIM EVENTUALLY MAKING PETER LOL TOO MUCH TO BE MAD SO PETER TEACHES HIM A LESSON.
AND NEAL SHOWS EVERYONE THE BRUISES THE NEXT DAY XD

YES AND THEN HE'D OWE PETER FREE ORAL FOR THE NEXT WEEK BECAUSE PETER SAID HE DAMNED WELL DID UNTIL HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.

[Larissa]

WILL YOU TWO PLEASE JUST KEEP TALKING LIKE THIS FOREVER?

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