Peter slash!

OMGAWD.

WHAT IF PETER WAS ON THE PHONE TO WALTER LIKE "YES WALTER, I'M FINE." SO NEAL STOLE THE PHONE AND SAID "TO BE ACCURATE, YOU'RE SON IS MORE THAN 'FINE' "

I WOULD LOL FOREVER AT PETER CHOKING ON HIS DRINK AND NOT KNOWING WHETHER TO LAUGH HIS ARSE OFF OR DROP IN EMBARRASSMENT XD NEAL WOULD BE SUCH A CHARMER WITH WALTER :'D HE'D PROBABLY TRY TO FIND OUT HOW ADORABLE AND REBELLIOUS PETER WAS AS A KID XD

HE'D BE THE TYPE OF BOYFRIEND WHO WAS GENUINELY EXCITED ABOUT MEETING THE PARENTS. PETER'D BE STOOD WAITING TO GO AFTER NEAL PICKED HIM UP BUT NEAL'S GOT TALKING TO WALTER AND THEY HAVE BABY PHOTOS OUT AND PETER'S LIKE "COME ON" BUT NEAL'S NOT LISTENING BECAUSE BABY PHOTOS.
AND NEAL'S NOT DISCREET AT ALL ABOUT THE SEX. LIKE PETER'LL BE TALKING WITH BROYLES OR SOMETHING AND NEAL'LL INTERRUPT ALL "EXCUSE ME SIR. PETER, I GOT YOU A NEW TOOTHBRUSH CAUSE SAM SOMEHOW GOT THE OTHER ONE. I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT" AND WINK AND GRAB HIS ARSE AS HE WALKED OFF.
AND PETER WOULDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE EMBARRASSED OR SORTA LIKE "YEAH. HE'S MY MAN."

DO YOU SEE WHAT THIS IS, DANI?
THEY CAN'T EVEN HAPPEN AND THEY'VE BECOME OUR LIVES! HOW CAN TWO PEOPLE BE MORE PERFECT TOGETHER? ;__________; I'D RATHER SIT AT HOME AND SHIP THEIR PERFECT RELATIONSHIP THAN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY OWN LACK OF A LOVE-LIFE XD

MY LOVE LIFE IS THEIR LOVE LIFE. THE ONLY GUY I LIKE IS TOO OBSESSED WITH DEAD GREEKS TO REALIZE I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE BUT CONPORN? I'D CHOOSE CONPORN OVER HIM ANYWAY.

I'D CHOOSE CONPORN OVER SLEEPING, EATING AND MY OWN HYGEINE, BUT THEN I'D DIE AND NOT BE ABLE TO SEE CONPORN AT ALL ANYMORE ;_________;

I WATCHED EPISODE 9 OF WHITE COLLAR AND THE NEAL'S ANGST OVER KATE IS KILLING ME. I HATE SEEING HIM SAD.
I WANT TO MAKE HIM SMILE.
I WANT PETER TO MAKE HIM SMILE. PETER BISHOP, I MEAN.

NEW SCENARIO.
PETER AND NEAL ARE TRAPPED IN A QUARANTINED BUILDING AND JUST AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE PETER GETS INFECTED WITH THE VIRUS AND HE'S ALL LIKE LOOK AT ME I'M FINE LET ME OUT AND NEAL'S ALL "I'M GOING BACK IN, HE'S NOT DOING THIS ALONE." MY NEW SCENARIO IS WHAT LIES BELOW ONLY WITH NEAL AND NEAL GETS INFECTED TOO. DOUBLE WHUMP.

OMG THOUGH IN WHITE COLLAR WHEN NEAL PASSED OUT CAUSE OF THE NO OXYGEN THING. I ACTUALLY HAD TWELVE ORGASMS.

CAN'T YOU JUST CONPORN WHILE YOU MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DIE? MULTITASK.

I LOVE HOW IN LOVE WITH WHITE COLLAR AND NEAL YOU ARE :'D

WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE WAITED UNTIL AFTER MY LAW EXAM TO GET ME OBSESSED? IT'S ALL I THINK ABOUT. ALL I THINK ABOUT

WELL I'M NOT EXACTLY GOING TO APOLOGISE XD
AT LEAST IT'S A FUN OBSESSION XD

AS SOON AS I'VE CAUGHT UP I'M GONNA MAKE A CONPORN FANVIDEO JUST FOR US TO SEX TO.

ASDFGFGHJKLSDFGHJKL; I NEED IT NOW XD

SO DO I XD WHAT SONG SHALL I USE?
OMJ IT MIGHT BE LATE BUT IT COULD BE YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT! XD

OH GOD TODAY COLLEGE WAS BASICALLY CONPORN.
IN BIOLOGY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT PAIRING DIFFERENT MOLECULES UP. PETER/NEAL.
IN LAW THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ELECTRONIC TAGGING.
IN PSYCHOLOGY THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SARCASM.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN DO IT XD

YOU'LL MANAGE, DANI! YOU HAVE TO! XD

OMG. WHEN YOU GO THROUGH THAT COURSE IN PSYCHOLOGY, YOU'LL WHUMP PETER WITH SO MUCH OF IT XD I DID :')

WE DID DEFENCE MECHANISMS. I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING.

Y'KNOW, MATURE PEOPLE MUST HAVE SUCH BORING LIVES XD XD

WE'RE MATURE. WE JUST RELATE EVERYTHING BACK TO PETER BISHOP AND CONPORN. AND HOW WE CAN GET PETER BISHOP AND CONPORN TO HAPPEN INSIDE US.

IN OUR VAGINAS. WHERE THEY WILL LIVE WITH THEIR LITTLE PUPPY, SAM.

AND IT'S ALWAYS CHRISTMAS AND IT'S ALWAYS CUTE.

JUST GOING BACK TO THE PREVIOUS POINT ABOUT THE SURPRISE HOLIDAY - I'M SUDDENLY OVERCOME BY THE ADORABLENESS OF PETER GETTING HOME FROM WORK AND NEAL'S THERE WITH HIS BAGS ALL EXPECTANT AND EXCITED AND SMILEY.

LOL NEAL'S LIKE "IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, I'M PERFECTLY WILLING TO SPEND ALL NIGHT CONVINCING YOU THAT A HOLIDAY IS A GREAT IDEA." AND PETER, ALREADY CONVINCED BECAUSE OF NEAL'S GRIN AND GIDDINESS, PRETENDS HE'S NOT FULLY DECIDED SO THAT NEAL SPENDS THE ENTIRE NIGHT DOING WHAT HE WANTS :'D

AND THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT NEAL'S ALL "SO YOU'LL COME?" AND PETER'S LIKE "I DON'T KNOW" SO NEAL JUST GRINS AND PASSES HIM HIS HAT AND SAYS "YOU CAN WEAR THAT IF YOU COME" AND PETER'S LIKE "WELL IF YOU'D TOLD ME THAT FROM THE START WE COULD BE THERE BY NOW."

OMG ASDFGHJKLSDFGHJKL THAT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT.

IT COULD SO HAPPEN.

I CAN SEE IT *__________*

ME TOO, PETER'S JUST LYING ON HIS BED AND NEAL'S TRYING TO COME UP WITH A NEW WAY TO PERSUADE HIM WHEN HE CATCHES SIGHT OF HIS HAT AND IS LIKE AH HA!

THIS SHIP IS MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. I LOVE IT.

OMG.

IMAGINE IF NEAL TRIED TO BAKE PETER A CAKE BUT HE WAS REALLY TERRIBLE, SO PETER WALKED IN THE ROOM TO FIND NEAL RUFFLED, COVERED IN FLOUR AND UPSET AT HIS ATTEMPTS. PETER COULD HOLD HIM AND COMFORT HIM THEN HELP HIM MAKE THE CAKE <3 <3

THEY OWN ME. I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYONE THIS MUCH *_________*

AWWW I CAN IMAGINE IT SO CLEARLY.
HE HAS SOME FLOUR ON HIS NOSE. I'M BRINGING FLOUR UP A LOT LATELY. XD
NEAL'S HAIR'S ALL MESSY AND HNNG.

AND PETER JUST COMES IN AND START LAUGHING AND NEAL'S ALL "I KNOW IT'S BAD YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN" BUT HE'S JUST LAUGHING CAUSE OF THE CUTENESS.

ME NEITHER, I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN AND IT'S SO SAD CAUSE IT NEVER WILL.