The Firefly

OR ABOUT RANDOM THINGS HAPPENING IN OUR LIVES :')

I CAN'T COME ON IN THE MORNINGS, I BARELY HAVE ANY TIME XD

OR UNICORN THREESOMES.

THE THING IS, I DON'T HAVE TIME EITHER XD I LOG IN THINKING "I'LL JUST READ OVER IT IN CASE I'M LOST WHEN I GET HOME" BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO REPLY XD

I'M ON A FULL DAY TOMORROW (WHICH'LL KILL ME) SO I'LL TRY TO GET SOME TIME HERE IN THE MORNING TO HELP ME SURVIVE XD

UGH. THURSDAYS ARE MY WORST DAYS -_-
JUST SKIP SOME LESSONS AND GO GET ICE CREAM. XD

Danielle wrote:UGH. THURSDAYS ARE MY WORST DAYS -_-
JUST SKIP SOME LESSONS AND GO GET ICE CREAM. XD

I'M IN FROM 9 UNTIL 4:20 AND I HAVE NO DINNER BECAUSE I'M AT AN ENGLISH WORKSHOP O____O
THURSDAYS. ARE. SHITE.
GEOGRAPHY'S LAST SO I MIGHT SKIP THAT XD BUT APPARENTLY, WE'D BE PLAYING WITH PLAY DOH TO SHOW MOVEMENT OF GLACIERS SO IT ACTUALLY SOUNDS OKAY XD

UGH YOURS ARE WORSE THAN MINE. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE ENGLISH WORKSHOP? D:
OOH WE DID THAT IN YEAR 11! I LOVE PLAY DOH, IT SMELLS SO SO GOOD. AND PETER'S SON CHOKED ON IT IN THAT ONE WHITE COLLAR FIC.

RIGHT? I DON'T EVEN GET COFFEE TIME ;_____; WHAT TIMES ARE YOU IN, TOMORROW?
PEOPLE WHO THEY THINK CAN GET AN 'A' GET AN INVITATION TO THE WORKSHOPS. THEY SAY 'INVITATION' BUT IT'S MORE OF AN ORDER -.-

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO IN YEAR 11 BUT OUR TEACHER FORGOT TO BRING IT IN ;____;
I FARKIN' LOVE IT.

9 - 2:50. IT JUST FEELS BAD CAUSE I HAVE NO STUDIES IN BETWEEN LESSONS. YOURS ARE MUCH WORSE. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP? D:

ME TOO. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING NICE. THE SMELL MAKES ME HAPPY FOR YEARS.

I don't know if I've told you but I'm convinced Big Eddie is actually a dwarf or something. Maybe that's why it's taken so long. It's taken his tiny legs three years to reach Harvard.

LMAO. I've read your theory.

I love the idea. He should look like the Danny DeVito version of Mini-Me in AP3. Yes. With the cigar and the gun and suit and the 'tude.
And he scares the crap out of Peter.
And everyone else finds this rather funny when they initially see his file, while Peter's all "OH GOD HE'S BACK? SHIT. YOU GUYS I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF TOWN FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS" in the background.

EVERY TIME HE ENTERS A ROOM HE DOES THIS PANICKED GLANCE AROUND IT, CHECKING THE BINS AND STUFF CAUSE HE'S BEEN KNOWN TO HIDE IN THERE XD
It'd be awesome if as soon as Big Eddie came back they all saw why he was scary. He bites Olivia's knees off within seconds.

OMJ THIS IS WHY WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM. HE'S BEEN THERE FOR 3 YEARS JUST BELOW CAMERA LEVEL. XD

ROFL! xD

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS HIM TO BE SOME MASSIVE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BREAK YOUR BONES JUST BY TOUCHING YOU? XD I SEE HIM AS SOMEONE WHO HAS FUN TORTURING PEOPLE AND JUST GENREALLY LOOKS LIKE A FREAKING GIANT :')

NO, BUT THAT'S BEING REALISTIC. FRINGE IS ABOUT THE UNEXPECTED. THEREFORE I AM RIGHT. XD XD
NO, YOU'RE GONNA BE RIGHT, BUT LET US DREAM! XD

LOL SORRY LARISSA IT'S JUST THAT HIM BEING A DWARF IS SO MUCH FUNNIER

BECAUSE BIG OL' PETER IS SO SCARED OF HIM

AND I WOULD LOL IF OUR LOVABLE PEANUT HAS FABRICATED A LOT OF THE DETAILS ABOUT HIS PAST TO MAKE THEM SOUND MORE BADASS. AND DEEP INSIDE THERE IS A SNUGGLY, ROMANTIC CHICKEN WHO WETS HIMSELF AT THE IDEA OF AN ANGRY MIDGET AND THIS ALL GETS REVEALED WHEN WE FIND OUT WHO BIG EDDIE REALLY IS

THAT SAID BIG EDDIE IS TOTALLY A SCARY MIDGET. LIKE, I WOULDN'T WANNA OWE MONEY TO HIM SHIT

I STILL STAND BY THE THEORY THAT IT'S NOT MONEY PETER OWES BIG EDDIE XD

I LIKE TO IMAGINE HE BREACHED A CONTRACT OR SOMETHING AND BAILED ON THEM HALFWAY THROUGH A CON SO THEY ALL GOT SENT TO PRISON AND BLAMED IT ON PETER XD

I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO BUT I'M SURE I'VE READ SOMEWHERE HE OWES 1.2 MILLION.
FOR SOME REASON WHEN I READ "IT'S NOT MONEY HE OWES BIG EDDIE" I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE SEXUAL FAVORS, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MESSED UP I AM XD
WHATEVER PETER OWES, EDDIE'S STILL JUST BELOW KNEE HEIGHT.

Danielle wrote:I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO BUT I'M SURE I'VE READ SOMEWHERE HE OWES 1.2 MILLION.
FOR SOME REASON WHEN I READ "IT'S NOT MONEY HE OWES BIG EDDIE" I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE SEXUAL FAVORS, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MESSED UP I AM XD
WHATEVER PETER OWES, EDDIE'S STILL JUST BELOW KNEE HEIGHT.

THAT'S A SPECIFIC AMOUNT XD
I THINK THE REASON I ALWAYS ASSUMED IT WASN'T MONEY IS BECAUSE PETER CAN PROBABLY KICK ARSE AT CARD GAMES SO HE COULD GET MONEY REALLY QUICKLY BY GAMBLING, OR HE'D JUST GET A JOB XD IN THE PILOT HE WAS GOING FOR THAT JOB FOR 600,000 (WHATEVER CURRENCY XD).
I THOUGHT THAT WHEN I WAS TYPING IT BUT HOPED IT DIDN'T COME ACROSS THAT WAY :')
WHATEVER -.-

I RESEARCHED IT TO PUT IN MY SAWYER/PETER FIC XD
YEAH BUT DIDN'T HE SAY THE OTHER GUYS WERE CHEATING BUT HE WAS OUTNUMBERED SO HE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING?
WE'RE SO REPRESSED XD XD

ASDFGHJKJHGFDS HOW'S THAT FIC GETTING ALONG? :')
HE SAID "THE HOUSE WAS CHEATING BUT TRY TELLING THEM THAT." FOR SOME REASON, THIS MAKES PETER EVEN MORE AWESOME XD THEY HAD TO CHEAT TO BEAT HIM XD
SOCIETY COULDN'T HANDLE US.

IT'S ON HIATUS. I FEEL LIKE I'M MAKING PETER CHEAT ON NEAL XD
YES! THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. PFFT, THAT MEANS NEAL COULD EASILY BEAT HIM. THEY'D NEVER PLAY CARDS CAUSE NEAL CAN'T WIN WITHOUT CHEATING XD

I DIDN'T CREATE THIS PLACE, THE POLICE DID XD

LOLOLOL PETER/NEAL ARE FOREVER THE OTP XD PETER/SAWYER WOULD JUST BE A REALLY HOT ONE NIGHT STAND XD
PETER HAS THE 190 IQ BUT NEAL HAS MORE RECENT EXPERIENCE CONNING SO THEY'D BOTH BE ABLE TO CATCH EACH OTHER OUT AND TRY TO TOP THEM XD

I LOVE THE POLICE FOR GIVING US THIS HOME <3

YEAH BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HURT NEAL WOULD BE IF HE FOUND OUT? HE WOULDN'T SHOW IT BUT ALL HIS TRUST IN PETAH WOULD GO ;_; I'M SAD. NO. PETAH WOULD NEVER EVAR DO IT. XD

THEY BOTH PULL THESE REALLY ELABORATE CONS AND NOW AND THEN NEAL'LL JUST DO A REALLY BASIC ONE AND CATCH PETER OUT. PETER HATES LOSING AND HE'LL FAKE-SULK FOR DAYS LIKE A BITCH UNTIL NEAL LETS HIM WIN XD

THEY GOT US OFF THE STREETS! WE HAVE SOMEWHERE TO STAAAAAAAY <3

IT CAN BE A ONE NIGHT STAND FROM BEFORE HE MET NEAL :') IT COULD BE THE ONE THAT MADE HIM REALIZE THAT, WHILE ONE NIGHT STANDS ARE HOT, HE WANTS AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE <3 :')

I LIKE THIS NEW HOME. IT'S SO WARM AND COMFY.

AND HE BUMPS INTO NEAL SNEAKING OUT OF SAWYER'S APARTMENT AND THEY BOTH STARE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES AS A MONTAGE OF THEIR NEXT FEW MONTHS TOGETHER BEGINS...

THE LIGHTS DON'T WORK HERE, THOUGH. IT'S REALLY OFF PUTTING. MY BULBS BLEW (HARHARHAR) THIS MORNING AND IT'S MAKING ME SAD.

SDFGHJKLKHGFDS YES AND NEAL TRIED LIFTING PETER'S WALLET BUT PETER CATCHES HIM AND THEY END UP TALKING SO THEY GO FOR DRINKS <3

THEY BLEW PETER AND HE CAME SO HARD THEY WERE IRREPERABLY DAMAGED.

HE'D JUST PUT HIS HAND ON NEAL'S AND BE ALL "I DON'T THINK SO" AND NEAL JUST KINDA GRINS SHEEPISHLY AND THEN PUSHES HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL AND KISSES HIM AS THEY FALL IN LOVE. XD
ARE WE LIGHTS NOW TOO?