Peter slash!

THEY COULD LECTURE ME ALL THEY WANTED, I WOULDN'T STOP BREEDING.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR OUR SUPERIOR RACE TO SURVIVE XD

WE'LL EAT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES

AND THEY WILL MUTATE INTO AWESOME JOSHEH STOMACH BABIES.

WHO WILL THEN AGREE WITH US. WE'RE GENIUSES.

EXACTLY. AND SOON WE'LL HAVE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING.

LIKE JOSH'S ERECTIONS.

MMMMMMMMMMM ERECTIONS <3

ROFL AND HIS SHOULDERS WILL BE OURS *________*

AND HIS NECK. HIS LOVELY NECK.

I WISH I'D HAVE PORN-Y DREAMS ABOUT HIS NECK <3

I WISH I WERE HIS NECK.

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I JUST REMEMBERED I WAS SUPPOSED TO ADD THAT TO THE BIBLE.
ALONG WITH HIS HAIR.
AND HIS EARS.
AND HIM IN A PEACOAT.
AND HIM WITH A BEANIE ON.

ARE HIS GLASSES IN THE BIBLE? AND HIS PJS? <3

I'M PRETTY SURE GLASSES ARE...I'LL CHECK.
BY PJS DO YOU MEAN HIS MIT JUMPER? XD

WELL I DO NOW, BUT HE HAD SOME ADORABLE ONES IN SHADOWS IN THE SUN WHEN HE WAS ON HIS LAPTOP IN BED.

OMG SDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJK WHAT DID YOU THINK OF HIM WEARING GLASSES? *___*

I DIDN'T, BECAUSE I LITERALLY COULDN'T THINK. BESPECTACLED JOSH IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOSHES.
HIS DANCING WASN'T TERRIBLE EITHER, WHICH SURPRISED ME. I WAS LIKE "OOOH NO" WHEN HE STARTED AND THEN I WAS ALL "HNNNG" XD

THE GLASSES. CAN HE GO UNDERCOVER ON FRINGE AND HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES?
I HAVE A WHOLE SCENARIO. I WANT HIM TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A CHEMISTRY TEACHER (THEY SAID IN THE PILOT HE'D BEEN ONE BEFORE XD) AND HE CAN WEAR SEXY CLOTHES (LIKE HIS DATE-CLOTHES AT THE END OF JACKSONVILLE) AND HE CAN WEAR GLASSES AND HE CAN SAY LONG WORDS.
THEN THERE CAN BE TEENAGE GIRLS CLEARLY IN LOVE WITH HIM AND HE FINDS IT HILARIOUS AND OLIVIA'S JEALOUS.

I'VE ACTUALLY HAD UNDERCOVER-AS-A-TEACHER FANTASIES ABOUT HIM SINCE EARLY SEASON ONE 0_0
I'M OBSESSED WITH THE IDEA THAT THEY HAVE TO BE IN A SCHOOL OF SOME SORT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.


BUT YES. YOUR IDEA FOREVER. AND THERE CAN BE ONE GIRL WHO MAKES IT REALLY OBVIOUS. SHE STAYS BACK LATE SO SHE CAN ASK HIM HOW TO PRONOUNCE A CERTAIN WORD AND IF HE'LL SHAPE HER MOUTH FOR HER

SINCE HIS INTRODUCTION? WHEN OLIVIA SAYS HE WAS A CHEMISTRY PROFESSOR, A CARGO PILOT AND A FIREMAN? I HAVE PICTURED THEM ALL. XD

I THINK HE'D BE AWARE OF WHAT THEY WERE DOING XD CONTRARY TO WHAT I'D USUALLY SAY, I DON'T THINK IT'D INFLATE HIS EGO. HE'D PROBABLY FIND IT HILARIOUS LIKE "IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHO I WAS, YOU'D BE RUNNING THE OTHER WAY."

CONTRARY TO WHAT I'D USUALLY SAY, I DON'T THINK IT'D INFLATE HIS EGO. HE'D PROBABLY FIND IT HILARIOUS LIKE "IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHO I WAS, YOU'D BE RUNNING THE OTHER WAY."

Teehee. I can picture this scenario now!

Peter's got adorable glasses on and is in a half-assed suit type getup and he's rattling on and on about these complicated formulas on the board and the camera pans out to the entire first row where there is a line of girls each leaning forward over their desks towards him with their heads held up by an arm. Just staring. With small little smiles turned up at the corners of their mouths. Eyes semi-glazed. Cut to us viewing the scene on a computer screen in an unmarked van outside the school and Olivia slams her hand down on a bench and exclaims "Look at them all sitting there! They're not even listening to a word he says!"

Astrid: "Olivia ..."

"And, I mean, it's stupid because they're not going to learn anything at all! Nothing. Not when they don't even take notes! .... And he's too old for them anyway!"

OMG YES! Olivia would get so jealous! xD
I think he'd be a fun, inspiring kind of teacher. Plus, he's not a by-the-book kind of guy so I could see him teaching them in the most unconventional way and yet all of his students pass with full marks :') Walter would be so pissed like "Peter, why didn't you become a teacher? You're so good at it!" and Peter would just be like "...boring. It's not challenging or adventurous."

FIREMAN, THOUGH, REALLY? YOU CAN'T JUST TELL US HE WAS A FIREMAN AND NOT GIVE US A FLASHBACK TO IT.
ALSO - WHERE'S PETER'S HELICOPTER? HE ASKED FOR ONE IN A NEW DAY AND HE STILL DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

But THIS IS AWESOME. He starts to do like study groups outside of class because a load of girls are failing, and when they show up they kinda just stare and flirt and stuff. He tries to act oblivious so he doesn't hurt their feelings, and he keeps having to go for coffee so he can laugh xD

Olivia's reaction would be awesome xD

I HAVE ACTUALLY DREAMED OF HIS COVERED IN DIRT AND SWEAT AND IN A FIREMAN'S UNIFORM *___*
I WANT TO SEE HIM IN AVIATORS. SINCE SHEPPARD IN ATLANTIS, I'VE HAD AN OBSESSION WITH PILOTS XD

Awww <3 I can see Walter sitting in the van with Olivia and while she's jealous as hell, Walter is actually oblivious. He can't comprehend why they're not making notes or anything xD

SAVING LIVES LIKE A BAMF.
HE'D BE SO EPIC, JUST LIKE "LOOK AT ME, FLYING. YOU CAN'T FLY, OLIVIA, CAN YOU? I CAN FLY." I IMAGINE HE'D BE REALLY SMUG ABOUT IT XD

"They'll never remember all of this, what's wrong with them? Olivia... I have a theory. Excessive mobile phone usage along with today's pop culture is giving children super memory."