Re: Peter Bishop Being Generally Awesome

Larissa Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:47 pm

OMG ROFL XD XD

I AM CHOKING ON HIS PENIS.

HE SHOVED IT DOWN MY THROAT THINKING IT WOULD HELP ME BREATHE XD

Danielle Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:53 pm

DID IT? DID IT BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE FROM THE DEAD STATE YOU WERE IN WHEN YOUR MOUTH WAS PENISLESS?

Larissa Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:05 pm

YES. ALSO, HIS JIZZ CURED MY SORE THROAT.

Danielle Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:09 pm

JOSH'S MAGICAL HEALING PROPERTIES. HE'S LIKE A UNICORN.

Larissa Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:18 pm

LOL I CALL HIM MAGICAL AND TALK ABOUT HOW HE DAZZLES ME REGULARLY.

Danielle Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:27 pm

DO YOU RIDE HIM AND STROKE HIS HORN?

Larissa Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:40 pm

YES, AND HE SPILLED HIS MAGIC INTO ME.

Danielle Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:41 pm

OMG I'LL BE SHAGGING TWO UNICORNS!
(I'm trying to revise and do this at once xD)

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:03 am

AND WHEN YOU BECOME ONE, IT'LL BE A UNICORN THREESOME.

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:09 am

THE THINGS I COULD DO WITH THAT HORN.

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:35 am

WITH EVERY SINGLE PART OF HIM XD

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:49 am

WITH MY HORN ON EVERY SINGLE PART OF HIM.

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:17 pm

I WANT BABY UNICORNS.

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:32 pm

TO SLEEP FOR PROLONGED PERIODS OF TIME WHILE WE FUCK? XD

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:41 pm

YES, OKAY! YES! THIS IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS XD

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:43 pm

WHY DO YOU LIKE BABY ANIMALS TO BE IN COMAS?

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:50 pm

LOLOLOLOLOL YOU MAKE ME SOUND SO CRUEL XD XD

I JUST DON'T WANT SAM TO BE SCARRED OR LONELY WHILE CONPORN SEX IS HAPPENING, SO IF HE SLEEPS HE'S NOT MISSING ANYTHING XD HE COULD BE IN THE GARDEN PLAYING WITH A NEIGHBOURS DOG, IF YOU WANT!?!? :'D

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:54 pm

OMG SAM'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO COMES TO CALL FOR HIM IN THE MORNINGS AND THEY SPEND ALL DAY TOGETHER <3
MY MUM'S DOG APPARENTLY USED TO GO AND CALL FOR ALL THE OTHER DOGS. HE'D KINDA WAIT BY THE OWNERS DOOR UNTIL THEY LET HIM PLAY WITH THEIR DOG <3 XD

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:53 pm

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER *_______*

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:01 pm

MY MUM'S OLD DOG WAS APPARENTLY THIS SUPER MAGICAL DOG.
IT WENT INTO THIS GUYS GARDEN ONE TIME, ATE HIS FOOD, THEN BOWED AT HIM TO KINDA SAY THANKS XD
IT MET MY MUM AT THE BUS STOP EVERY DAY 0-0 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE KNEW WHEN SHE WAS GETTING OFF OF THE BUS XD
BUT YEAH. SAM'S A CLEVER DOG LIEK THAT > Very Happy

XD

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:07 pm

YES. THE CLEVER, HOT MEN CAN OWN A GENIUS, ADORABLE DOG.
WHY DO YOU KNOW SO MANY AMAZING DOGS?!? MINE BARK CONSTANTLY, GET UNDER MY FEET AND TRY TO RUN AWAY ON OCCASION, MAKING ME CHASE THEM AROUND THE ESTATE FOR ALMOST AN HOUR :')

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:13 pm

AWWWW!
MY MUM'S DIED WHEN I WAS LITTLE (LITERALLY, LAST YEAR, I REALIZED WHAT "WENT TO A FARM" MEANT XD )
AND MAX IS JUST MAX WHO LIKES PLASTIC BOTTLES. XD

YOURS SOUNDS FULL OF CUNNING AND TRICKERY!

Larissa Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:22 pm

BLESS LOL :')
MAX SOUNDS AWESOME AND RESOURCEFUL XD

THEY ARE THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURES ON THE PLANET -.-

Danielle Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:25 pm

HE'S A LITTLE BUGGER. SOMETIMES HE JUST LOOKS AT YOU THOUGH LIKE "DO YOU LOVE ME? SHOW ME YOU LOVE ME." AND IT'S THE CUTEST THING THAT'S NOT CONPORN.

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. MAX LIKES TO BRING THINGS TO CHEW RIGHT NEAR YOUR FEET. SO IN THE END HE ENDS UP CHEWING YOUR FEET. XD

Larissa Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:01 am

HE SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST ADORABLE DOG EVER *________________*

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