Peter Bishop Being Generally Awesome

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW SET PICTURES??

HE'S CUT HIS HAIR ;______________;

IT WAS PROBABLY AN ACCIDENT WHICH HE'LL NEVER DO AGAIN.

I LOVED HIS SEASON 2 HAIR :')

HIS BEST HAIR IS HIS CURSED HAIR. I SHALL STAND BY THAT FORE- OMJ I WANT PETER TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A BLONDE.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS *FLAILS* OMFJ YES.

WE NEED TO WRITE TO THE WRITERS - ASK THEM IF THERE IS ANY WAY PETER CAN GO BLONDE JUST FOR AN EPISODE.

UNDERCOVER! OR FLASH BACK TO MOB DAYS! *____*

OR WE COULD JUST ASK THEM TO SNEAK A QUICK HANGING SCENE IN SOMEWHERE. AS A DVD EXTRA.

IT WOULD BE SO HOT IF SOMEONE TRIED TO HANG HIM IN FRINGE AND HE JUST GOT HIMSELF OUT OF IT BEFORE HE LOST CONSCIOUSNESS AND DIED XD HE COULD LIE THERE ON THE FLOOR GASPING FOR AIR AND JUST SLIP AWAY. ASDHJKLFDSDFGHJKLJ AND OXYGEN DEPRIVATION CAN LEAD TO MEMORY LOSS SO HE COULD WAKE UP IN HOSPITAL DAYS LATER WITH NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED *__*

AND THEN THE MATHIS SCENARIO COULD HAPPEN! JESUS YOU SHOULD WRITE THE SHOW.
CAN HE ALSO BE BLONDE?

OMG YES YES MATHIS <3 I SERIOUSLY THINK SHE WOULD TRY TO BE REALLY MOTHER-Y WITH PETER XD

HE CAN BE BLONDE BECAUSE AT THE TIME HE WAS RUNNING A CON ON THE SIDE TO CLEAR HIS DEBTS WITH BIG EDDIE SO HE COULD STAY IN BOSTON WITHOUT THE HASSLE AND PARANOIA.

ONLY OVER PROTECTIVE AND ADORABLE XD

AND EVERYONE KNOWS BEING BLONDE IS THE PERFECT DISGUISE, HANNAH MONTANNA TEACHES IT TO ALL THE CHILDREN.

Danielle wrote:ONLY OVER PROTECTIVE AND ADORABLE XD

AND EVERYONE KNOWS BEING BLONDE IS THE PERFECT DISGUISE, HANNAH MONTANNA TEACHES IT TO ALL THE CHILDREN.

MATHIS WOULD BE SO AWESOME WITH HIM :') THEY COULD WATCH X-FILES MARATHONS XD
I REFUSE TO WATCH/SEE ANYTHING HANNAH MONTANA RELATED XD
HE COULD BE BLONDE BECAUSE HE'S ONE OF HIS MOST WELL-DEVELOPED ALISES AND EVERYONE KNOWS HIM AS A BLONDE SO HE'S TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM HE'S NOT CHANGED :')

AWW AND THEY'D THEORIZE TOGETHER AND MAKE FLOW CHARTS AND EVERYONE WOULD TEASE THEM AND THEY'D JUST LAUGH.

ME TOO, MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN CAME ROUND AND WANTED IT ON. I STOLE THE REMOTE. FROM MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN. XD XD

THAT PLAN IS MUCH AMAZEBALLS. YOU NEED TO SEND IT IN TO THE WRITERS! HE HAS TO GO BLONDE. HE HAS TO. THE PERVING BROYLES WOULD DO ON HIM.... >

Danielle wrote:AWW AND THEY'D THEORIZE TOGETHER AND MAKE FLOW CHARTS AND EVERYONE WOULD TEASE THEM AND THEY'D JUST LAUGH.

ME TOO, MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN CAME ROUND AND WANTED IT ON. I STOLE THE REMOTE. FROM MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN. XD XD

THAT PLAN IS MUCH AMAZEBALLS. YOU NEED TO SEND IT IN TO THE WRITERS! HE HAS TO GO BLONDE. HE HAS TO. THE PERVING BROYLES WOULD DO ON HIM.... >

THEY'D BE SO AWESOME XD

LOL BUT IT'S HANNAH MONTANA, WHAT YOU DID IS PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE :')

I ALWAYS PICTURED THAT ONE DAY HE'D WALK IN WITH BLONDE HAIR AND THEY'D ALL JUST GAWK AT HIM BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK HOTTER/YOUNGER/MORE BAD-BOY XD HE JUST WOULDN'T GET WHY IT SHOCKED THEM SO MUCH BECAUSE HE'D BE USED TO IT FROM HAVING TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE TO FIT HIS ALIASES SO MANY TIMES :')

[quote="Larissa"]

Danielle wrote:

THEY'D BE SO AWESOME XD

LOL BUT IT'S HANNAH MONTANA, WHAT YOU DID IS PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE :')

I ALWAYS PICTURED THAT ONE DAY HE'D WALK IN WITH BLONDE HAIR AND THEY'D ALL JUST GAWK AT HIM BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM LOOK HOTTER/YOUNGER/MORE BAD-BOY XD HE JUST WOULDN'T GET WHY IT SHOCKED THEM SO MUCH BECAUSE HE'D BE USED TO IT FROM HAVING TO CHANGE HIS APPEARANCE TO FIT HIS ALIASES SO MANY TIMES :')

SHE DOES DESERVE THE CRUELEST FORM OF DEATH. FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.

LMFAO LIKE HE'D JUST TURN UP AND HE'S COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HE'S DONE IT AND HE'S LIKE "I DON'T HAVE JIZZ ON MY MOUTH - I CHECKED THIS TIME. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS? WHAT'S NEAL DONE? WHAT'S HE SAID? HE'S DONE SOMETHING HASN'T HE? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW NOT TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY."

Danielle wrote:SHE DOES DESERVE THE CRUELEST FORM OF DEATH. FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.

LMFAO LIKE HE'D JUST TURN UP AND HE'S COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HE'S DONE IT AND HE'S LIKE "I DON'T HAVE JIZZ ON MY MOUTH - I CHECKED THIS TIME. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS? WHAT'S NEAL DONE? WHAT'S HE SAID? HE'S DONE SOMETHING HASN'T HE? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW NOT TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY."

PREACH. THE BITCH CAN BURN.

OR HE JUST CAN'T BE ARSED CHANGING IT BACK SO HE GETS ALL BITCHY WITH THEM SAYING THEY CAN GET USED TO IT AND STOP TRYING TO CONTROL EVERY SINGLE ART OF HIS LIFE XD (I'M GOING THROUGH A PHASE TODAY WHERE I WANT PETER TO ARGUE WITH EVERYONE XD)

Larissa wrote:

Danielle wrote:SHE DOES DESERVE THE CRUELEST FORM OF DEATH. FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY.

LMFAO LIKE HE'D JUST TURN UP AND HE'S COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN HE'S DONE IT AND HE'S LIKE "I DON'T HAVE JIZZ ON MY MOUTH - I CHECKED THIS TIME. WHAT THE FUCK GUYS? WHAT'S NEAL DONE? WHAT'S HE SAID? HE'S DONE SOMETHING HASN'T HE? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW NOT TO TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY."

PREACH. THE BITCH CAN BURN.

OR HE JUST CAN'T BE ARSED CHANGING IT BACK SO HE GETS ALL BITCHY WITH THEM SAYING THEY CAN GET USED TO IT AND STOP TRYING TO CONTROL EVERY SINGLE ART OF HIS LIFE XD (I'M GOING THROUGH A PHASE TODAY WHERE I WANT PETER TO ARGUE WITH EVERYONE XD)

LMFAO! LIKE HE TURNS INTO A TEENAGE GIRL? "YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME!" OR "I DON'T EVEN WORK FOR YOU!" XD "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!"
OH I CAN IMAGINE HIM BEING SO PMSY. I'M REMINDED OF OUR PETER BEING PREGNANT CONVERSATION XD

OH I CAN IMAGINE HIM BEING SO PMSY. I'M REMINDED OF OUR PETER BEING PREGNANT CONVERSATION XD

CAN WE BRING THAT CONVERSATION UP AGAIN PLEASE?

I MEAN REALLY. HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PREGNANT. WHAT IF PETER INJESTS SOMETHING ELSE IN THE LAB THING TIME (I DUNNO, A PIECE OF GUM. I MEAN SURELY WALTER CAN'T TAMPER WITH GUM. STUPID PETER) AND IT RESULTS IN AN OVERFLOW OF ESTROGEN AND SOMEHOW HE ENDS UP GETTING A PERIOD, EVEN THOUGH ITS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

AND HE'S ALL SHITTY AND MOODY AND SUCKING ON A CHOCOLATE BAR ALL CASE AND EVERYONES ALL "JESUS PETER TAKE A CHILL PILL" AND HES ALL "FUCK YOU" AND THEN HE COMES OUT OF THE BATHROOM CRYING AND ANNOUCNING THAT HES DYING AND HES BLEEDING FROM SOMEWHERE AND OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM????

AND WALTERS ALL ".... YOU ATE THE GUM, DIDN'T YOU?"

CLOSE TO TEARS OF LULZ :')
THE THING IS, THOUGH, I CAN IMAGINE IT SO CLEARLY XD

AND PETER'S ALL "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT, I'M DYING AND I'M IN PAIN AND" HE JUST SEES GENE IN THE BACKGROUND AND SHE MOOS AND HE STARTS CRYING BECAUSE "SHE JUST LOOKS SO SAD AND ISN'T IT SO SAD?" XD HE'D HAVE THE WORST PMS IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.

AND PETER'S ALL "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT, I'M DYING AND I'M IN PAIN AND" HE JUST SEES GENE IN THE BACKGROUND AND SHE MOOS AND HE STARTS CRYING BECAUSE "SHE JUST LOOKS SO SAD AND ISN'T IT SO SAD?" XD HE'D HAVE THE WORST PMS IN ALL OF EXISTENCE.

AND HE'D GET ABSOLUTELY NOOOOO SYMPATHY, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE WORKS WITH TWO WOMEN. AND THIS WOULD MAKE HIM MORE UPSET.

ASTRID WOULD BE ALL "JUST GO PUT A HOT WATER BOTTLE ON IT, PETER. ITS NOT LIKE WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY MONTH"

"SISSY" OLIVIA WOULD ADD.

POOR PETER. BROYLES WOULD PUT UP WITH HIM FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES AT THE CRIME SCENE ON THEIR CASE BEFORE SENDING HIM HOME OUT OF FRUSTRATION BECAUSE PETER KEPT COMPLAINING. PETER WOULD END UP DROWNING HIS SORROWS IN A GIGANTIC TUB OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WHILE WATCHING A MARATHON OF BRIDGET JONES DIARIES DVDS AND CURSING OUT HUGH HEFNER FOR BEING SUCH AN ASS.

AND THEN HE'D CALL UP OLIVIA "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WEIGHT I'VE PUT ON? DO YOU KNOW? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THOUGH, STOP FUCKING LAUGHING! HOW MUCH OF A BITCH CAN YOU GET?" SO HE'D HANG UP AND TRY ASTRID WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE LAUGHING CAUSE OLIVIA PUT HIM ON SPEAKER. "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THAT BITCH DID, ASTRID?" AND HE'D HEAR OLIVIA SNIGGER IN THE BACKGROUND AND JUST START CRYING. XD

LOL THE BLOATING WOULD BE THE WORST.

HE'D KEEP GRABBING THE SKIN UNDER HIS CHIN AND PULLING AT IT IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS GOING "THIS WAS NOT. HERE. YESTERDAY. PLEASE HELP ME!" AND HE'D LOOK SO FRAZZLING ASTRID WOULD JUST GIVE HIM A HUG AND THIS WOULD SET OFF A WHOLE SLUR OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT HOW SORRY PETER WAS AND HOW HE NEVER REALISED WHAT HIS BRAVE LADIES WENT THROUGH EACH MONTH AND HOW HE'D NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT HITTING HIS NUTS AGAIN AND THAT HE WAS SORRY AND HE LOVES THEM.

AND WALTER WOULD SPEND THE WEEK HIGH OFF HIS ASS. THE ONLY THING HE DIDN'T MISS ABOUT ELIZABETH ... ITS FUN AND GAMES OWNING A LAB UNTIL YOU HAVE TO WORK SOLO WITH THREE WOMEN.

I WOULD SERIOUSLY FIND BITCHY PMS'ING PETER HOT XD

ME TOO LERESSA XD


AND THEN HALFWAY THROUGH THE HUG HE'D SNAP AND BE ALL "WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT AS BAD AS ME EVIDENTLY, I NEVER HEAR YOU GIRLS COMPLAINING" AND HE'LL STORM OFF, PUSHING WALTER'S BONG - WHICH HE IS USING - OFF THE TABLE AS HE GOES. THEY'LL JUST STAND WATCHING HIM OPEN THE FRIDGE DOOR, PULL OUT HIS HUGE CHOCOLATE BAR, SLAM THE DOOR AND HE STORMS INTO OLIVIA'S OFFICE, AND BEFORE HE SLAMS THAT DOOR, HE'LL TURN AROUND, GLARE AT HER AND BE ALL " I DO HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME USING YOUR OFFICE , OLIVIA, BECAUSE FRANKLY YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE ON THE MATTER." AND THEY WOULDN'T HEAR FROM HIM ALL DAY.
EXCEPT THE OCCASIONAL MOANING. XD