Peter Bishop Being Generally Awesome

I'D NEVER WANT TO UNWRAP THAT XD I'D WANT TO SIT AND ADMIRE :')

I'D UNWRAP IT AND SIT ON IT.

OR SUCK ON IT.

OR PUT IT IN MY EAR.

AND YOUR VAGINA.

AND THEN YOUR VAGINA.

AND THEN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME.

AND WE'D DO A DANCE LIKE THAT.

AND IT WOULD BE A JIZZ-TASTIC DANCE.

WE'LL IMPREGNATE THE WORLD.

PREGNANT WITH LARIELLE BABIES, THEY'D BE SUCH LUCKY BITCHES.

IF EVERYONE WERE PREGNANT WITH LARIELLE BABIES I THINK IT'D BE LIKE JESUS TOUCHING EVERYONE AND PROVIDING A MIRACLE TO THE WORLD.

THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH PRETTIER AND MORE OPEN TO WHUMP <3

THERE WOULD BE NO PETER HATERS -.-

AND JOSH WOULD LIVE WITH HIS PENIS INSIDE LARIELLE AND SMILE FOREVER AT US.

OH MY JIZZ.

THE MENTAL IMAGE OF HIM SMILING FOREVER *___________*

NOT HIS WEIRD CLOSED MOUTH EVIL SMILE THAT FREAKS ME OUT. THE PRETTY OPEN MOUTH SHOWING TEETH SMILE THAT MEANS HE'S REALLY HAPPY AND LOVES US FOREVER.

OUR CONVERSATIONS MAKE ME WANT TO HUG HIM AND THEN THEY UPSET ME WHEN I REALIZE I DON'T HAVE HIM ;______________;

I NEVER LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD LONG ENOUGH TO COME TO THAT REALIZATION. CAN'T YOU JUST FORGET THE REAL WORLD EXISTS TOO? D:

I WILL TRY! :'(

I SHALL AID (haha aids) YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY TO FORGETTING REALITY.

BANANAS WEAR SHOES IN THIS WORLD.

DO THEY WEAR PAJAMAS, TOO?

IF THEY DO, I GLIMPSED INTO THAT WORLD WHEN I WAS YOUNGER -.-

YEAH THEY DO. I TEMPORARILY SOLD THE RIGHTS TO FEED MY COCAINE ADDICTION.

IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW :')

THINK OF ALL YOUR CHILDHOOD TV SHOWS. THEY WERE ACTUALLY PARTS OF MY WORLD I SOLD TO FEED MY CRIPPLING ADDICTION TO POLOS.

ROFL XD

THE TELETUBBIES?!

I'M ALREADY CONVINCED WALTER CREATED THEM WHEN HE WAS HIGH XD